Damon Agnos

Guten Morgen #Ulm!

After viewing an ad for Campbell’s Chunky soup, a tearful Jordan Peterson visits the Campbell’s headquarters to “inform Mr. Campbell that meals cannot eat; they are eaten.”

My lounge act where I scream-read Flann O’Brien’s last novel while wearing a series of increasingly flamboyant outfits, many featuring tigers or basketballs, is called The Mulkey Archive

Kim Mulkey wearing that tiger bedazzled sequin sweater vest with a white collared shirt that’s white with white feather as sleeve trim and at the hem of the shirt, with white and gold tiger striped flare pants

Oh dear here’s a full photo

[David Letterman hosting a pizza party for the Frankfurt School]

Adorno, DiGiorno. DiGiorno, Adorno

& is the spy who shagged u in this courtroom today

Calling up businesses and claiming I’m Frank Rizzo

Luka-esque

Because of the National driver register, since their licenses are suspended, trans folks cannot move to another state and get a new license until they remove the suspension on their existing Kansas license.

They can't even escape this by moving to another state.

Bridgerton is short for Nasherton Bridgerton

Suns' Mat Ishbia eyes $1M prize for Dunk, 3-Point Contest winners

This is pure self-interest. People forget he played basketball in college. He plans to win them both

Seams, Michael? Nay, it is; I know not seams

He’s with the Vern in the sky

Jesse Jackson Loved Us—Sometimes Before We Loved Ourselves “Before they came for us, and woke, and us, and power, they came for Jesse Jackson,” Kiese Laymon, the author of Heavy and How to Slowly Kill Yourself and Others in America, wrote just hours after …

1) In one of the most personal (and, IMO, one of the most important) essays I have ever published, I wrote in @literaryhub.bsky.social on Jesse Jackson's LGBTQ legacy and what he meant to me regarding Black manhood, being born "illegitjmate," and practing love in America lithub.com/jesse-jackso...

True Failure came out a year ago today. Thanks to those of you that have read and reached out or purchased and tossed in a pile! Photo from @jerrybrennan.bsky.social

Boy George is confusing because he’s a boy but he’s also a George

Gift of Celeste and Armand P. Bartos

Joan Miró, Bather, Montroig, October 1932
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135543

(to "Buffalo Soldier") 🎶 Michelob Ultra

Coactive 'The Connector' Ad CNN 1994-06-06 : 25s

Seems like they lev’t something out amirite?

As the saying goes
Sometimes You're the Hammer, Sometimes You're the Machine

Richard Savoie (Canadian, b.1959)
"From Another Room with a View (Sherbrooke St., Montreal)," 2022
Oil on canvas
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt

You got the nickname "Polish Machine" from when you played in Germany, and the "Polish Hammer" came after the summer league in Orlando. I feel like you accept both, but do you have a preference? I accept both. I'm known more for Polish Hammer, but people that know me very well, they're using more Machine. There are times where sometimes machine stands more, there's times where hammer stands more. It depends. When you got 70 games of the season and I'm still running like a deer, I'm still lifting like crazy and dunking and doing all this stuff in the practice, that's the time when they call "Machine." But there's a time when I'm blocking a lot of shots and dunking on somebody in the game, and they call "Hammer." So, there's a difference.

Lakers broadcaster just recalled asking Marcin Gortat if his last name is pronounced with a long or short ‘a’ and Gortat replying ‘yes’ and it reminded me of this hall-of-fame answer

“The state of reunion is Long!”

-Shelley Long, announcing a family reunion

These are my kids, Bartles, Jaymes, and Smirnoff Ice

Today on This Is Gavin Newsom: We talk human connection with Dr. Josef Heiter

Shrek-infested waters

The cops control municipal government and have essentially done so since the 70s. Once you understand this, everything else gets clearer.

UK's Pope fined by SEC for postgame comments

Don’t think the Securities and Exchange Commission has jurisdiction over the King of England’s remarks about sports

Shake It For The Leaves - Chop Suey Shake It For The Leaves: A Benefit for the Homeless Remembrance Project Featuring spoken word poetry by Anitra Freeman, and musical performances by Killing Caesar, Nosretep, and Whiskey Voodoo on Wedn...

The Homeless Remembrance Project places bronze leafs in the sidewalk for people who have died unsheltered. And now they need you! Get your ticket now for this fundraising concert at Chop Suey on March 11. A mere 15 bucks!

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