Damon Agnos

Gatsby believed in the green light, the orgastic future that year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that’s no matter—tomorrow we will run faster, stretch out our arms farther. . . . And one fine morning——

So we beat off, Dems about the Senate, each deal queasily worse than the last.

I went to a casino and a sports league broke out!

The helmet sits higher on his head these days because he’s added so much brain matter

Charles Entertainment Schumer

Telescopic view looking southwest onto the Holland pierheads jutting into Lake Michigan off Holland State Park. // Image captured at: 2025-11-09 20:05:27 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Current Temp in Holland: 37.32 F | 2.96 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: N at 6.912 mph | 11.12 kph // Humidity: 65%

Current* conditions near Holland, MI:

Three smiling normie broadcast types in bright colored sport coats. Writing says KOMO4 NWA NORTHWEST AFTERNOON NORTHWEST AFTERNOON With Cindi Rinehart, Elisa Jaffe and Kent Phillips

Black and white photo of Jim Compton (middle age white dude) in shirt and tie and glasses looking seriously at camera from inside newsroom

In the 80s and 90s, Seattle's ABC affiliate had a show called NWA (Northwest Afternoon) and its NBC affiliate had a show called the Compton Report (hosted by a guy named Jim Compton)

Congrats to Outkast on their Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction. I remember when Wesley Clark wanted to appeal to young voters during his short-lived presidential campaign.

Okay, here’s my impression of Jean-Paul Sartre as a dairy cow

[turns back on audience for 30 seconds, returns looking no different]

Hell is udder people

A Black-headed Gull, a lovely water bird, is perched on a wooden post above a wire fence, with a blurred natural background. Please visit http://www.lukehaigh.co.uk. #Birds #lukehaigh #birdphotography #photography

A Black-headed Gull, a lovely water bird, is perched on a wooden post above a wire fence, with a blurred natural background. #Birds #lukehaigh #birdwatching #photography

Bun B, the Scrivener

Believe it or not, the “Scott” here is Scott Storch

[interviewing Miloš Forman]

So is this more of a Comedeus or a Dramadeus?

So cool! Prince *loved* libraries. For example, this is one donation he made from his charity a few days after 9/11 to save the Louisville Free Public Library, the first library in the community to serve African Americans.

View looking NE of Lake Superior from Saxon Harbor Park in Saxon, WI. // Image captured at: 2025-11-08 21:10:02 UTC (about 9 min. prior to this post) // Current Temp in Saxon: 34.01 F | 1.12 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: N at 9.082 mph | 14.61 kph // Humidity: 68%

Current* conditions near Saxon, WI:

[Letterman at the Oscars voice]

Mogbo, Mamu; Mamu, Mogbo

Sticks with an avocado treat

Evergreen reply

Kafka’s work is too reliant on the trope of the Samsa in distress

Type, number, and age cohort of challenged ballots from Seattle

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My Heart cover band that sings about the impact of Trump’s trade policies on the dairy industry is called TariffGouda

Red, orange and gold sunset over thick layer of fog on San Francisco. Bay Bridge, Yerba Buena Island, fog and haze, Branches of pine tree to the left and 2 cats (one with lights on) in the lower left corner. Bay is pale blue.

Recent sunset behind San Francisco skyline. There is slight fog and haze over the city and Yerba Buena Island.

#sunset #nature #eastcoastkin

There’s vomit on his sweater already, Tom Piketty

Screenshot of KEXP show Positive Vibrations with Kid Hops, showing that they’re playing “Rub a Dub” by Christopher Ellis

At first I thought he was saying “rubber duck”

A Word to the Guys — a word to the wise for men

You ever think about how in this court we need permission to approach the bench, whereas on the basketball court do we need permission to leave it, your honor?

counsel: she called u Mr Boombastic

shaggy: that’s correct

counsel: & on the night in question she said you’re fantastic

*hushed sidebar discussion, rustling papers*

shaggy: that’s correct

Hunk’d On