Damon Agnos

Good Morning America Promo ABC/WEWS 5 1987-07-04 : 1s

🎶 I'm your doctor, to get fed
Want some cheese? Have some bread
You know me, I'm your friend
Your pan crust, thick or thin

I'm your 🎶

windy holding a knife and fork. funny visual, BUT also calls to mind the image source, which was also funny since the jazz did an unexpected thing

WATCH: Brian Windhorst eats steak off Warren Buffet’s plate, declares himself the “Oracle of Omaha”

landscape photograph with big blue sky and clumps of white cloud, below it a neatly mowed cricket field, in the immediate foreground a fence

late spring

My kebab stand that liberally uses food coloring is called Shawarma Chameleon

[bad B-Real impression]
Markwayne in the Fuck Plane

These are my kids, Markwayne, Brucewayne, Darkbane, Coltrane, and Lomein

5 identical images of Lou Carnesecca in a funny sweater

I give this joke 5 Carneseccas

Waynemogged and Mark-pilled

They're still Mullin it over

His parents couldn’t decide between Markmaxxing and Waynemaxxing

Booty had me like, your honor

🎶Fling that dough strong, you’re the

Sermon on the sea-mount: the fascinating history of fishy sea pulpits The 18th-century witnessed a strange proliferation of sea-themed pulpits across central Europe. We’ve caught several in our net

Moby-Dick shipmates, check out these sea pulpits! 🐋

”The only curves I’m interested in are Laffers,“ says volcel supply-sider

Not one more grain of sugar shall be poured

bet against u entering the kingdom of heaven on polymarket

Exclusive: Iranian girls killed by ‘double-tap’ strikes on Minab school Eyewitnesses describe second blast which killed survivors as they sheltered in prayer hall

The girls’ school in Iran, where 165 people were killed by an apparent US-Israeli attack, was hit with two strikes, with the second missile killing sheltering survivors, two first responders and the parent of a slain child have told Middle East Eye.

lol

I’m all in on tonsure Michael Malone

leveraged, partnered, advanced, precise — somehow even more grotesque when the numbed, bullshit jargon of corporate marketing, already nihilistic, is transposed into the domain of state murder

Broadcast screenshot with picture of Rony Seikaly. Text says: SHAQ’S STAND-IN *LEADS MAGIC IN REBS (9.4) AND BLOCKS (1.5) *2ND ON MAGIC IN SCORING (17.2) RONY SEIKALY

On the left side, Tyler Herro shirtless showing tattoos that make his pecs either side of a cat’s face, a motto that says “NO WORK, NO PAY”, a car, some basketball jerseys, a Milwaukee Brewers logo, etc. On the left side Herro is pulling up his shirt to show the tattoos on his stomach and the inside of the shirt says “FRANK” on it like Billy Madison’s

Rotation view of the Soo Locks leading from Sault Ste Marie River into Lake Superior. // Image captured at: 2026-03-05 04:18:12 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@StreamTimeLive // Current Temp in Sault Ste. Marie: 34 F | 1 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: E at 3 mph | 6 kph // Humidity: 85%

Current* conditions near Sault Ste. Marie, MI:

Broadcaster apologizes for saying slugfest had ”more frozen ropes than an arctic bukkake”

Bumping this for visibility

Across the street!

Unopened can of beer on sidewalk

If anyone wants a full can of Rainier it’s at the corner of 26th Ave NE and NE 55th St.

[David Letterman taking the musical act out for breakfast the day of the show]

House of Pain, House of Pancakes. House of Pancakes, House of Pain