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Nico Du Toit

@closebutnocigar.bsky.social

Move words around for a living. It's my opinion and you're entitled to it.๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

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The French does know protesting.......

04.10.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 563    ๐Ÿ” 188    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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A little COMEDY CHANGE.....

26.09.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 109    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@mattgertz.bsky.social your wit is unmatched. The situation needs de-escalating. No war for escalators.

24.09.2025 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Viagra causes Autism.

24.09.2025 08:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kimmel: "The President of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs. Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he cannot take a joke."

24.09.2025 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33349    ๐Ÿ” 8594    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 590    ๐Ÿ“Œ 331
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Trump didn't write this... who's driving?

23.09.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2473    ๐Ÿ” 549    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 460    ๐Ÿ“Œ 86

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."

ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

22.09.2025 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42264    ๐Ÿ” 10751    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1654    ๐Ÿ“Œ 768
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Meltdown on "Truth" Social in 5... 4... 3... 2...

22.09.2025 19:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32247    ๐Ÿ” 5424    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1674    ๐Ÿ“Œ 419
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Hey I'm from South Africa, but bye bye Disney+

20.09.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Come and share all your IP with us. Tell us, and show us, how you do these incredible things you've perfected over decades. Teach us. Then fuck off back where you came from so we can do it ourselves and not buy from you. Sounds like another dumb Trump deal.

14.09.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Yeah we're not buying @levis anymore. GFYS

09.09.2025 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Huge demonstration in the Netherlands in support of Palestine! ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’™

07.09.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 441    ๐Ÿ” 151    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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Speak Truth.....to the CULT...

07.09.2025 11:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 599    ๐Ÿ” 130    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Ok my health plan is South Africa is about the same per p/m in Rand value. But that includes hospital plan, chronic meds, have a R10000 savings acc (renews annually) for stuff like flu meds and contacts (plan doesn't cover Optometry). Most things covered if get pre auth. Just had my um eyelids done.

06.09.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fuck yes!

05.09.2025 12:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 285    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

31.08.2025 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24878    ๐Ÿ” 4694    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 201    ๐Ÿ“Œ 117
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Sea Point, Cape Town, #SouthAfrica showing off today. Spring is in the air. #paragliding

31.08.2025 11:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What about at night? ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’™

31.08.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Picture perfect? How one of the best tennis photos of all time was taken at the US Open Photographer Ray Giubiloโ€™s half terrifying, half sublime one-in-a-million image of Jasmine Paolini had more than an element of fortune to it

โ€œTonight after the match when she won, I was sitting underneath her box and she ran towards the box, smiling as she always does, and I thought she was going to go and hug her coach. But she came to me instead and she gave me five and said, โ€˜Great photo.โ€™โ€

28.08.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 315    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Ramaphosaโ€™s message to South Africans regarding the US tariffs President Cyril Ramaphosa has warned that the US tariffs will deliver a blow to some key industries, but insists that the country will not be left without options.

Ramaphosaโ€™s message to South Africans regarding the US tariffs

27.08.2025 08:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump Says Cracker Barrel Should Go Back to Old Logo politicalwire.com/2025/08/26/t...

26.08.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5829    ๐Ÿ” 1055    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 240    ๐Ÿ“Œ 56
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Disaster for South Africa falls flat The market response to the US tariff disaster that hit South Africa this month has left analysts confounded and scratching their heads, with the rand barely showing a blip.

Disaster for South Africa falls flat.

24.08.2025 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Throwback to January 2017 in #Paris #USA #America

21.08.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The lack of self-awareness @gavinnewsom.bsky.social has baited them into is incredible.

This is easily the funniest thing Hannity has ever said.

21.08.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12339    ๐Ÿ” 2887    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1130    ๐Ÿ“Œ 373

Sorry the Boss one . Mr. Burns something something

20.08.2025 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is America going through a civil war? Are they in a bunker? Why is Simthers from South Park on live TV?

20.08.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Thanks for your attention

20.08.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Targetโ€™s CEO is stepping down as customers turn away | CNN Business Target CEO Brian Cornell is stepping down after 11 years at the retailer, as the company faces slumping sales and backlash to its retreat on DEI.

DEI is not an optional fad but a necessity in a world where racism, sexism, LGBTQ+ phobia and discrimination in general is rampant. Money is the only thing working, boycott is the most effective way to make our voices heard.

edition.cnn.com/2025/08/20/b...

20.08.2025 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 180    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

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