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(sometimes-computational) linguist, AI/ML unenthusiast, Luddite, they/he https://linktr.ee/abstract_tesseract

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I am so looking forward to doing literally anything other than watching this

10.10.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just flown in from Riyadh, and boy are my excuses tired

10.10.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1175    πŸ” 175    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Dunking on AI boosters is professionally important, ethically correct, and also a lot of fun

10.10.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
09.10.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What middle and upper class cis het white people need to understand is that they only have as many rights as the most vulnerable do. You have only the rights trans people and immigrants do.

10.10.2025 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 654    πŸ” 240    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 7

New: The WGAE, which represents some parts of CBS News including its social team, sent a note to members today advising its members not to respond to Weiss’ request for an email by next week. The union also said it asked CBS for more information about Weiss’ request.

10.10.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 267    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 11
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"The Printing Press Democratized Knowledge": When Slogans Masquerade as History β€” Sonja Drimmer The phrase is said so frequently it seems, like the mechanism it celebrates, to mechanically replicate itself.  It's become a favorite catchphrase among tech boosters of any sort (see my post on...

really nice piece on this btw from @sonjadrimmer.bsky.social sonjadrimmer.com/blog-1/2025/...

10.10.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

Every time I read or listen to Dean Spade, I feel a renewed capacity to handle the difficult and shitty parts of organizing with more generosity and tenderness, even when I'm exhausted and pissed off

10.10.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

maybe the real friends were the users we made along the...wait no

10.10.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love linguistics

09.10.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can the "adjustment that society has to go through" involve Sam Altman shutting the fuck up

09.10.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I worked on machine learning in industry, literally every project we were asked to work on was motivated by a middle manager not wanting to devote thought or attention to their job. They were good at convincing themselves that they were asking for something different from that, but it was that

09.10.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

the only appropriate response will be to triple down on supporting the targeted groups rather than to do what so many people usually do which is to run away from them.

09.10.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 852    πŸ” 278    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

"Do you remember George Santos?"

I had forgotten and no thank you for reminding me lmao

Great episode, really interesting to see the cracks forming in these alliances

08.10.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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No Good Art Comes From Greed | Defector The packages arrived square and thin and carefully wrapped on Saturday afternoon. There were three of them, but only one was mine. If I could have rejected my package, sent it back from whence it came...

β€œWe don’t have to approach and criticize this album as art, because it isn’t art. The Life of a Showgirl is made of Shein quality rip-offs of other people’s songs that are constructed shoddily and sold in ginormous quantities. Art takes time and care. This is profit. It’s content.”

WHEW.

08.10.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1432    πŸ” 238    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 106

Honestly same! My friend has a guinea pig who is always SUPER EXCITED to receive lettuce and I just...cannot relate

07.10.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't decide if I want to interpret this as "salads should have less lettuce" or "lettuce should be distributed more equitably among dishes that aren't salad"

07.10.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Y'all who keep lecturing protesters to "not give them an excuse" need to pause for a minute. Imagine yourself telling a DV victim, "Be sure not to mouth off or make any mistakes so he won't hit you. Don't give him an excuse! It's what he wants!" That's what you fools sound like.

07.10.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4864    πŸ” 1286    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 74
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β€˜Let’s do the f***ing news’: Bari Weiss causes β€˜eye rolls’ with CBS News rallying cry EXCLUSIVE: Multiple CBS News staffers told The Independent that Bari Weiss’ β€˜cringey’ comments on the editorial call literally caused eyes to roll.

NEW from me:

CBS News staffers literally rolled their eyes after new editor-in-chief Bari Weiss delivered a "cringey" rallying cry during today's editorial call, exclaiming: "Let's do the fucking news!"

"She's cosplaying as a broadcast journalist," one said.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

07.10.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 460    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 51

β€œI had to flat out tell [the Microsoft sales team] VP we're not buying any fucking copilot - whereupon she revealed that the only thing she is being measured on for Q4 is sales of copilot, so if that's off the table the conversation is not interesting. LMAO”

07.10.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 270    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 7

Let it never again be said that a woman with no real reporting experience who fell for a Twitter account called "Official Antifa" cannot be the head of a huge news organization

06.10.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 15618    πŸ” 2896    πŸ’¬ 229    πŸ“Œ 96

Hiring Bari Weiss to bring down the temperature of the discourse is like hiring Animal from the Muppets to reduce workplace noise

06.10.2025 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2145    πŸ” 245    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 4

Whenever anarchism β€” or any idea more radical than the status quo β€” gets dismissed as unserious, it's worth remembering the current system runs on things like "we put all the money on a scam machine that tells rich dipshits they're god."

06.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 745    πŸ” 286    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Historians will one day specialize in this one specific decade that we are living in and they will walk into the classroom and be like "Welcome to an Introduction to the Greatest Shitstorm of Allllll Time. Hang on to your butts."

06.10.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

In so many cases, the solution to a frustrating interaction online is to take a deep breath and remind yourself that the person being deranged to you is not someone whose opinion you would care about if they screamed it in your face on the street, and you're deforming your nature by listening at all

06.10.2025 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 472    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

"This initiative aims to improve efficiency while maintaining the highest standards of scientific rigor and human oversight."

"Highest standards" according to...??????

06.10.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ok it would be hilarious if Twitch just suddenly overflowed with a bunch of people streaming their pds migration journeys with helpful encouragement from chat

06.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Space Law with AJ Link Moiya asks AJ to explain how law works in space. Like, who owns it? Who can send things there? Can you get away with draining your wife's bank account if you're above the atmosphere? Listen here for h...

while link (@spacelawshitpost.me) is being tossed around by jay and aaron, i'm listening to aj link's episode on Pale Blue Pod from June (i mean, unless bluesky mods want to block links to his voice as well)

05.10.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they’re a bunch of crypto/web3 nerds, we shouldn’t have expected any better tbh

03.10.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 159    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it'd be less duplicitous if they said they were exercising their thin-skinned prerogative to make people who embarrass them disappear. citing the charlie kirk meme is so dishonest it borders on pathetic. nobody is this credulous and it's a little embarrassing for them that they thought anyone was.

06.10.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

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