So I run this social volunteering thing where I help the elderly (I actually don't - this is a joke) and one said "Did you come on the bus?"
And the other said "Yeah but I made it look like an asthma attack"
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So I run this social volunteering thing where I help the elderly (I actually don't - this is a joke) and one said "Did you come on the bus?"
And the other said "Yeah but I made it look like an asthma attack"
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Man's got fresh trim
(Does anyone else HATE having their hair cut? The sheer indignity of watching your stupid face talk utter shite is almost certainly what hell looks like)
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