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Albert

@albertcumus.bsky.social

About: NSFW. Lewds and general tomfoolery Stats: 6ft, 40, he/him, British Likes: hot minds and hot voices Dislikes: racism and injustice, so don't be doing that About you: mdni Additional: Very relaxed about saves and reposts. Fill your boots.

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So I run this social volunteering thing where I help the elderly (I actually don't - this is a joke) and one said "Did you come on the bus?"

And the other said "Yeah but I made it look like an asthma attack"

05.03.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Take your time. Heal. You are beautiful in body and soul.

Also: difhfjeidijensikddknnjjjhhhnnudjnddjdjdjene

05.03.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm buying it!

05.03.2026 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man's got fresh trim

(Does anyone else HATE having their hair cut? The sheer indignity of watching your stupid face talk utter shite is almost certainly what hell looks like)

05.03.2026 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Celestial, obvs!

05.03.2026 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh nooooo. Get well soon.

05.03.2026 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Masc thigh in mono because I both follow and break rules

Masc thigh in mono because I both follow and break rules

Morning skyline happy thighsday. Did everyone sleep well?

05.03.2026 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Love

05.03.2026 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ‘€

05.03.2026 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi hi hi! Finally starting to see why suits have taken off as a thing

04.03.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are! It's like nature taking your hand and leading you to somewhere better

04.03.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This information is officially logged and filed!

04.03.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How could anyone be so blind and stupid?

04.03.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omw!

04.03.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I just found out one of my sister’s bank accounts closed a while back because she had $0 in it for so long

So when I tell you she depends on me until things turn around for her I mean it

That’s why your support means the world, I don’t know what we’d do without you 🫢🏾

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04.03.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So have you πŸ–€

04.03.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a cartoon character with a long tongue sticking out ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with a long tongue sticking out

Not even kidding

04.03.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I trust your opinion. You are wise. Thank you!

04.03.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So are daddy and dom kind of interchangeable? Like both are defined by some sort of power imbalance?

04.03.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Philosophical question I'd like to open to the class: what IS a daddy?

04.03.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god I didn't even mean that in *that* way!

04.03.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing. Everything everywhere is just nice to stroke.

04.03.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The BEST feeling!

04.03.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Some average street in England where a tree is in early but distinct blossom

Some average street in England where a tree is in early but distinct blossom

You have no idea how much the sight of blossom just made my heart leap

04.03.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You're too kind!

04.03.2026 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't promise I'll ever forget but I do promise not to be insane.

04.03.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well let's ggrrrgaargrga together 😘

04.03.2026 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Masc ass in swimming trunks

Masc ass in swimming trunks

Happy timezones! Some ass to help us hit quota

04.03.2026 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing else really comes close. When both of you acknowledge your movements as accepted slang for yes and a magical portal opens up in the world.

04.03.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well yah!

04.03.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0