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@megamike.bsky.social

Guy, on the internet. Probably this username or this username with “1983” elsewhere

9 Followers  |  9 Following  |  15 Posts  |  Joined: 05.10.2023  |  1.6616

Latest posts by megamike.bsky.social on Bluesky

I am still alive

30.10.2025 23:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I had assumed someone had sent it you, and it was up for grabs. If it’s not, it’s not.

30.11.2023 14:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you don’t want the key, I’ll take it.

30.11.2023 14:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is why you don’t have quick and poorly performed sex.

30.11.2023 14:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Exactly.

27.11.2023 13:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Blue boxing was some of the most fun you could have in a phone box.

27.11.2023 13:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He knew I was coming. You should’ve seen his face!

21.10.2023 12:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like to occasionally surprise you. Which is why I fucked your Dad instead of your Mum.

21.10.2023 12:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I cannot make a worse joke of Germans than God already did.

21.10.2023 11:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It isn’t, and you can blame Shem.

06.10.2023 14:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You get your ass kicked a whole lot.
Then maybe you get better.

06.10.2023 07:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Latest theory says they probably weren’t.

05.10.2023 19:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ll see how I feel about it.

05.10.2023 19:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m only here to protect this username.

05.10.2023 19:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Hello, I am arrive

05.10.2023 19:39 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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