the will graham you find at home

KOSA: government censorship and age verification crap

Screen Act: age verification crap and government surveillance

KIDS ACT: government surveillance

Interstate Obscenity Definition Act: this bullshit bill will ban all porn even if the people in it are over 18

my family: are you ever gonna tell us what those stories you write online are about?

me:

This is an excellent rule for storytelling but also implies that Philip Pullman witnessed the death of God as a boy.

for me “doom scrolling” is actually just the pathological hunt for the first piece of news that indicates this whole unbearable moment is about to unravel

it has finally arrived..... the new #hannibal #antichristau chapter...... enjoy my children archiveofourown.org/works/634827...

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

"they have a genetic advantage" even if true, I have some news about every single person in the world who is really really good at sports

OpenAI and…the United States Military…are teaming up to notify YOU that your son has been KILLED IN ACTION. Click here to speak with your son via AI one last time

really tired of conversations about how we need to get people to spend more time offline that don't acknowledge that one of the reasons people ARE online is their access needs aren't being met in physical spaces. This is especially true for queer people and disabled people.

the two phases of writing: (1) writing and (2) wandering aimlessly like an unmoored ghost and complaining about not writing

Every trans person is like "I knew something was up before I had the words to describe it and had to fight for this for years" and every transphobe is like "one conversation with a doctor could have convinced me to get the walrus surgery from the movie 'The Walrus'"

If you ever want to read a paper for free and can't find it otherwise, email the lead author and politely ask for a copy. You will not be bothering the person. You will in fact make their whole entire day. I have had scientists get so excited I asked they sent me everything they ever published.

by age 26 you should have:
• an unhealthy attachment to a fictional character
• weird relationship with the media you loved as a teenager
• a friend from a completely different part of the world that you never met IRL but you’d trust with your life

After giving my talk on costuming the gothic in cinema I was talking to my parter about it and I was explaining the development of the gothic as a genre and how it became condensed and consolidated over time

It’s funny if you call PayPal or visa lines and bring this up asking why they claim “adult illustrations” is against their regulations but betting on the death of kids is totally fine. They don’t have an answer.

In fact yall should call them at least once a day with this :)

wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative

"Who is this for?????" disabled people. the elderly. people who wanna have a star trek experience. the world is your oyster

this is a day late but happy wangxian-iversary to @cannibalspectacle.bsky.social it's been a full year since i dragged you into this brand new hyperfixation and i Will do it again

MAKE AN EMERGENCY DONATION to Trans Continental Pipeline right now.

They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate there and they are overwhelmed with requests. CO borders KS, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out.

GO DONATE.

tcpipeline.org

There’s a lot I’m worried about with the paramount/WB merger esp given paramount’s new role as a trump lap dog but I really want to emphasize concern for how WB’s catalog will be affected and how important film and tv archives are in preserving these pieces they will likely discard

Amazon just told you to pay for a P.O. box if you don't want to be stalked.

she's an Indian woman who has no experience in the gaming industry AND was working heavily in AI before she got the job. she was not put in that place because she does good work, she's there because Microsoft wantd to can XBOX and she's the one everyone can blame when it finally goes belly up

as someone who doesn't game but grew up with gamer siblings, i know deep in my bones that the new XBOX ceo is only put into place so Microsoft has a nice beautiful scapegoat to place on the sacrificial alter

[nods nods] this will be in good hands

screenshot of an Ellipsus doc, with a dark mauve and a light pink text. header reads "Omega Will Fest Entry" and the body text reads "based on a lot of songs, including but not limited to: Brand New City - Mitski, Liquid Smooth - Mitski, Brutus - The Buttress, When He Sees Me - Waitress, Stricken - Disturbed, and others" / end ID

i am having Thoughts,,,,,,

let's fucking goooooo

i love when people just do shit just to see if they can

There’s going to be Covid style shortages of cars, TVs and even washing machines and fridges, then job losses because assembly lines can’t source solid state memory, just so the stupidest person you know can state with 100% confidence a chatbot confirmed dinosaurs coexisted with humans.