Jen the Bug (she/her)

Green, of course, kind of a lime green

I…don’t see a bad song on that list.

Congratulations! Take care of yourself 💕

[does a burnout in a Subaru with a Colorado flag logo]

Pls release her 💰

Katie yells and loses her temper, often at Josie acting spoiled.

Josie cries, usually from disappointment.

Neal sulks when things are unfair, which is often.

Yesterday (10/24) was my six year cancerversary. I didn’t think I’d make it this far at diagnosis. And here I am, No Evidence of Disease, working, being a normal person.

How long before the other shoe drops?

Congratulations my man!

Advice from Fat Comfy Mom: The bare minimum is often less than you think.

Advice from Fat Comfy Mom: Sleep is the best medicine. Laughter is in the top 5, but really, knocking out for a few hours is miraculous.

Fuck indeed

HELL YES there’s no hair like no hair

Got my permanent schedule: Beginning of the week overnights, 1700-0500. Starting Monday, after I finish training, I’ll be completely nocturnal until further notice. 🌙

Dear Broncos,

While the ending of today’s game was thrilling, there are THREE OTHER QUARTERS in which the offense can play the game of football.

Thank goodness for losartan,

Jen

I got PAID. I can enjoy simple pleasures like press on nails, wiper fluid, Taco Bell, and energy drinks again.

Oh, and not having the scepter of overdue debt hanging over my head. That’s cool too.

Am deliverator in my free time. Leave a big tip and someone will happily (or at least tolerantly!) navigate that gridlock. Can’t guarantee anything about time though.

I’ll take yours

Chaos is a ghost. More specifically, she’s the ghost of a Chaos ride that was decommissioned by an amusement park. She haunts the park, meddling in the affairs of the employees, and falls in love with one of the park’s paramedics.

I just pulled something in my shoulder putting my bra on. Having a body is bullshit sometimes.

An abandoned WIP called The Accidental Vampire. College swimmer Lindsay is turned into a vampire, then abandoned by her sire to discover California’s vampire subculture for herself. Comedy. (And so hard to write.)

The only boss I’m celebrating on National Boss’s Day is Bowser.

Katie has a twin sister, Josie. Josie is the most popular girl in school because she’s the friendliest; her popularity transcends cliques. She’s a hopeless romantic, and a little spoiled. She’s a great foil to aro/ace, down to earth Katie.

Está roto.

Oh wait, wrong language

I would let you punch me

Getting to Code 4: Grumpy Ani, fresh out of a relationship and making bad choices, falls for her kindly boss Dave, who insists on being a gentleman.

After unintentionally rejecting a few times, they finally get together, but will a terrible accident ruin their romance before it really starts?

Love on Air: Jason is a confident, forward gay man who loves Tyrone, his anxious, bisexual best friend. Ever since saving Tyrone’s life five years ago, Jason has been attracted; it takes Tyrone longer to catch on.

They love each other through jealousy, hesitation, epilepsy, and co-parenting.

I actually don’t get my post-training schedule anytime soon; instead, we have to go through a shift bid. I’m dead last in seniority. I do not see this working out in my favor.

Watched my favorite twitch stream tonight! It’s a tight knit community of kpop fans. I’d dropped off and kinda ghosted them after losing my last job, because I was embarrassed (and anxiety works in irrational ways).

It’s good to be back.

[sheds a single dramatic tear]