JJ in NH

Her energy supply is inexhaustible but I do my best to make a dent in

Forcing us to watch 47 publicly deteriorate is an attack on us and a taunt. These grubby thieving bullies never miss a chance.

I am! Survived one holiday with one to go 😁 Hope you’re staying more or less out of trouble and enjoying it.

She has good taste

“What’s more virgin than a computer?”

Your audience, Joe. Nothing is more virgin than your audience.

the men who compensate for their small dicks by buying giant unnecessary pickups are ruining parking lots.

Thank you friend 🙏🫶💜

Yes. Janky, subscription driven, not as simple, overwhelming with bad options.

I love happy surprises

Sometimes we need to stop trying to make our bad guys into masterminds and remember they’re often crude, brutish, and not terribly smart

Isn’t she just??? 🙂

Sometimes she can be wickedly camera shy

It’s not available around here 😢
But I would’ve had at least two by now 😐🤷‍♂️🤣

Take five and pay yourself on the back. Holidays are weird. You’re doing a good job.

You owe yourself peace

Okay I knew what this was about (point 3) without looking because this has been an subject of interest slash obsession to me since I was a kid

May you all be ready for tomorrow with no need for last minute grocery store treks

Punishing us for the hollowness of their lives.

I love this!!!

And not without good reason

You’re good people. 👊

Been a hot minute but Izzy wishes to reassure everyone she’s rooting for all of you

Twitter down is like the pipes bursting in your favorite dive bar and you gotta poke your head in to that other spot around the corner and act like you’re a regular

😁

And there will be much rejoicing

Your dad sounds like he was just fine at the time

War criminals too often pass peacefully. Rest in piss, Dick.

…yeah

That’s what she said happened anyway

Yeeeeep