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gambling online on Sophie’s Choice

this is such a normie joke

cool people don't take no shit

cool people also don't give a shit

which means that cool people are hoarding their own shit but no one else's

what power metal band most sounds like a japanese rice bowl dish?

Saba-don

just absolutely confuse a millennial by having pets whose names aren’t puns

“it’s a chicken named Marlon Brando” and watch them struggle for 3 minutes to ‘get it’

happy to announce i've been acquired by paramount

my home laptop does quotes from random tori lyrics on shell start and this one was worrisome

"fire and forget" and all

"shouldn't you like promote the album for at least 2 skeets before going back to shitposting"

lol

assigned homework at birth

i'll overexplain the visual pun btw: the FLA album has a weird human-chameleon type thing on cover, this one is a snake because there is a fire-and-forget missile called a sidewinder. the spec sheet in background is actually for the sidewinder

Fire and Forget, by Mech War '77 8 track album

it's live: new Mech War '77 album, free for download. it's a second retro/modern electronic industrial hybrid thing, good soundtrack for night driving an armored vehicle through an 80s post-world war 3 film, featuring @argosxiii.bsky.social face on front cover in a subtle nod to a classic FLA album

deck the halls with boughs of holly

if my demands are not met i will release a full length free LP tomorrow

this is your final warning

like a rhinestone cow

the last time me and @argosxiii.bsky.social did the goth set at the local burning man regional i put on Weird Al's "Germs" and someone in the crowd burst out laughing and whoever that was that was the exactly correct response

do i need to explain this one to you people or?

Republican Anger Erupts at Johnson as Party Frets About Future

i would have headlined this "Frat Party Party Frets"

i would be wearing a suit jacket over the t-shirt, i'm not a monster

AT MY FUNERAL: "he was both a celebration and a warning of indulging one's inner child"
ME, DEAD IN COFFIN WEARING A 'GET IN THE ROBOT, SHINJI' SHIRT: "adults like the show too"

NEWS HOST: "down skeet skeet motherfucker"
NEWS PANELISTS, TOGETHER: "down skeet skeet goddamn"

in my mind this is already outside Hobbiton, on the north road, but good point

honeybees data migration engineers
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identifying important fields

"two beatles lyrics on login" script today more opinionated than usual

Might be a different LotR game. There were no ringwraiths in Hobbiton in this one.

i’m not sure there was a shareware version of this, it required the printed manual to play by putting game dialogue in that

swing batter batter low sweet chariot

TI4 on the table

doing that thing we do thanksgiving saturday

SPEAKER AT MY FUNERAL: “correcting people about things that don’t matter was his forte”
ME, DEAD: “in this context it’s pronounced ‘fort’”

murphy's law not pulling it's weight