Chris Pickenpaugh

So he’s surrendering without accomplishing any of his stated objectives while declaring victory. Exactly what we said would happen.

One's just quoting Lyin' Trump. The other's an analysis from Captain Obvious.

Still crazy that the president’s lawyer spent two days with Ghislaine Maxwell, she “cleared” him of wrongdoing and was almost immediately transferred to a more pleasant prison and nobody in the administration will explain it and the media acts like two large dots are just impossible to connect.

The Sharks and Jets have been at war since 1492.

Show me a new low and I'll show you high as a fucking kite.

This.

This is the Platonic ideal of a social media exchange, never again to be equaled or even attempted:

Russia is aiding Iran’s war effort by providing intel on US military targets, sources say | CNN Politics Russia is providing Iran with intelligence about the locations and movements of American troops, ships and aircraft, according to multiple people familiar with US intelligence reporting on the issue, ...

Super shocking. Given that Russia helped our enemies during Vietnam, Korea, and both gulf wars, who could have guessed this would happen. www.cnn.com/2026/03/06/p...

Fits the M.O. Isn't it what he always does?

How to be the problem and the fix:

Declare critical problem - isn't one.
Impel wreckage, dysfunction - fickly, unilaterally.
Things go shitstorm - for us, not him.
Decommit, award himself the W - all worse than before.

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Fat-Ass Shrugged.

Capitol rioter who was pardoned by Trump gets a life sentence for molesting 2 children in Florida A Florida handyman who was sentenced to life in prison for molesting two children had been convicted of storming the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, but was pardoned by President Donald Trump.

Trump-pardoned J6er busted for child molestation; gets life.

Some Venn diagrams are a bunch of circles that overlap so directly and completely that they're just one big, thick-outline circle.

I continue to be gobsmacked at 1) how common this formulation is 2) how antisemitic and generally bigoted it is 3) and how for all the talk of anti-semitism this is never cited as an example even though it’s quite literally the original incarnation.

The biggest winner Tuesday night was voter turnout.

Even if your candidate didn’t win, Texans should be proud of this. Voters showed up in huge numbers.

What's up. Obviously.

DOJ admits 47,635 Epstein files — including Trump allegations — were removed Justice Department expects to restore missing documents that were taken offline for review

In all fairness, the DOJ is a federal pedo protection program headed by corrupt, parasitic lickspittles.

I think they're called freedom meat wraps. Well, something is called that.

Oh, really? Were the strikes kinetic in nature? Was their synergy between the warfighting paradigms? Did you all ideate a 360-degree workaround for the blockchain?

Looks like those handfuls of aspirin are working.

"The Peace President."

The same inflections with which he talks about 'that word, groceries.'

We can go on about strokes and Adderall and diaper rash and syphilis maintenance, but aren't really looking at arrested mental/emotional development locked in circa 1981-82.

Things that wouldn't surprise me for $100.

But they said he was “The peace president.” 🥴

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

I mean, unless you're into criminality, cover-up, and bombing girls schools.

No Kings As the president escalates his authoritarian power grab, the NO KINGS non-violent movement continues to rise stronger. We are united once again to remind the world: America has No Kings and the power ...

Let's run it back. Bigger than ever.

A riddle:

I always tell you what I'm going to do. I always lie about what I've done. Who am I?

Donald is now killing kids to distract from his raping them.

THIS!

🇺🇸 🏒 Captain hilary knight : “The joke was distasteful & unfortunate— Now I have to sit in front of you and explain someone else's behavior. It's not my responsibility… It’s a great teaching point to really shine light on how women should be championed for their amazing feats.”