James Marshall

I'm sorry, but I don't want to live in Washington.

Everything OK here except me.

The problem with using any news aggregator app in the UK (e.g. Apple News) is that our papers are dominated by the right-wing. So, it becomes just a relentlessly fatiguing onslaught of stories critical of the government, or the UK, or London. They REALLY fucking hate Sadiq Khan.

There will be a thousand folks songs about the American that Does It
Could be you I dunno beleive in yourself

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Getting a tattoo of my gran’s year of birth and the year of her death on my wrist. One year left, gran.

No you read this and then spent the next 5 mins mucking around with a shit bit of Javascript to test the idea out

Arrests will continue until acceptance of genocide improves.

John Waters and his Baltimore pals would always applaud, quietly and politely, whenever the title of a movie appeared in the dialogue.
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The wife
She destroyed Arthur's Seat
Yes
YES
The wife is out

I'm waiting for the van.

A man in Edinburgh is wearing a t-shirt that says: "I would challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed" - William Shakespeare. I need him to know that isn't a real Shakespeare quote and it's ruined my day.

F Murray Abraham, especially after what he did to Mozart.

Ha! Nice one 😄

CLICKHOLE LIFESTYLE Groundbreaking Discovery: Paleontologists Have Agreed To Start Saying That Stegosauruses Had Beautiful Singing Voices Because It's A Nice Thought And It's Not Like They're Hurting Anyone OCTOBER 16, 2017

this is where i'm at mentally these days

I always enjoy reading the TripAdvisor London Forum because I'm fascinated to see what foreign tourists expect, what they ask about and what surprises them. I thought this post from someone from Texas was a really lovely and cheering comment about riding the tube late at night

Rockwell is a straight up hero in that role. Damn, might have to rewatch it this weekend 😎

Great film. Helped me with my depression. The scene at the very start when Carrell’s character asks the boy to rate himself out of 10 touched a nerve. Very cathartic experience.

My cultural awakening: a Steve Carell film made me realise I was being abused After my dad died, my mum and I endured the coercive control of her new partner for years. It was The Way Way Back that freed us both

My cultural awakening: a Steve Carell film made me realise I was being abused

reverse heist movie where a single snake has to chase all the priests back into ireland

*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*

This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane

Warner Bros. has said The Hunt for Gollum is in fact the first of two new Lord of the Rings feature films from Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh, and Philippa Boyens based on J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth, as the company aims to make more of the franchise. With The Hunt for Gollum, we’ll get to see what Gollum was up to in the years between The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings.

Can't stress this enough: nobody fucking cares what he was up to

behold: a woman

Marc Maron is absolutely right here

“defend your culture”

dude, your “culture” is clapping off beat and putting ketchup on tacos

one cut of the dead. man what a clever little movie

*Lady Bracknell voice* “A HAM-bag?”

This is SO funny. I can't stop laughing at it. Just Kemi there in her 20s going "he did WHAT!??!?!" and ripping her crucifix off there and then.