Kanye Uchiha

you can run all you want but the merch-duty monster will always find you

When u have to poop so bad at a venue but the venue restroom only has a curtain to poop behind

Too many shots to the dome

I am going to give birth to a great drummer one day

For a really long time, I didn't know how to utilize this fuckass app. I don't even know if people use it, but I think this will be my tour blog app. I'll only tweet from here on tour. Those are the rules

I have a theory about what happened.
Last year when we stayed NOBODY called the ghosts racists.

Then once someone called them racist then the ghosts started acting up because they were offended and have had a lot of time to reflect and rehabilitate (bc they're dead)

I may have had the best sandwich ever in my life

This sandwich saved my life.

My band when we are tired: I hate touring. Touring sucks!

My band when we are having fun: touring is the best and also the essence of life.

The stages keep getting bigger, and I keep getting more frightened

These public restrooms are not ready for my ass and juicy dumper

I know God was in this Chili's because I had Vegetables and a margarita