Gruntleigh T Ogron

No, not OGRONS, silly!

(me didn't read the article, but probably ALZARIANS)🤷‍♂️

Me is chatting to a visiting PIG SLAVE:
PS:...and so I'm afraid I've put on a bit of weight...
Me: Got a bit PORKY..?
P.S: Yes, I got a bit p-
wait WHAT!? How very INAPPROPRIATE!!🐷
Me: Oh, quit your yap! You not a DIPLOMAT or anything! You probably be on a BBQ come Saturday..😹

Me didn't have time even to put on my Diplomats Underpants....😔

Hmmm.....that might just fool him....😹😹😹

He he! Me might try that one on him later....😹
🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷🐷

Me is chatting to a visiting PIG SLAVE:
PS:...and so I'm afraid I've put on a bit of weight...
Me: Got a bit PORKY..?
P.S: Yes, I got a bit p-
wait WHAT!? How very INAPPROPRIATE!!🐷
Me: Oh, quit your yap! You not a DIPLOMAT or anything! You probably be on a BBQ come Saturday..😹

If we wait long enough, one of the Timeless Children will eventually regenerate into him. 🤷‍♂️

Us Ogrons are all very excited because one of the early Doctor Who's is visiting!
Will it be grumpy FIRST DOCTOR....or even moth-eaten SECOND DOCTOR....?
No. It one of the BORING and not very famous TIMELESS CHILDREN ones. 🙄
Him just keep moaning about wanting an ICE CREAM. 😴

That's the one. 🐵👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

😹
Next time we will invite the Sky Ray lolly Doctor instead. 🤷‍♂️

Us Ogrons are all very excited because one of the early Doctor Who's is visiting!
Will it be grumpy FIRST DOCTOR....or even moth-eaten SECOND DOCTOR....?
No. It one of the BORING and not very famous TIMELESS CHILDREN ones. 🙄
Him just keep moaning about wanting an ICE CREAM. 😴

a blue lightning ball with a caution label on the side ALT: a blue lightning ball with a caution label on the side

Do you need a vaguely qualified electrician? 🤔

a man with long blonde hair is wearing a striped shirt and a black vest ALT: a man with long blonde hair is wearing a striped shirt and a black vest

No!
(posting this gif without my glasses on, but pretty sure it me)

Ooh .....nanner!
*licks screen*

......and A.I. surpassed OGRON intelligence in.........

*checks notes*

...........1991. 😁🤷‍♂️

THIRD DOCTOR is doing one of his boring 'moments of charm' speeches.... 😴
".....'Yes, and that was the daisiest daisy I'd ever seen....' isn't that LOVELY, Jo..?
JO: No, you just used ChatGPT to write it!
Dr: Erm....no I didn't.....
JO: Yes you DID, I saw you looking at your phone!

Ew..... Too soon...! 😲
(also 🤭)

THIRD DOCTOR is doing one of his boring 'moments of charm' speeches.... 😴
".....'Yes, and that was the daisiest daisy I'd ever seen....' isn't that LOVELY, Jo..?
JO: No, you just used ChatGPT to write it!
Dr: Erm....no I didn't.....
JO: Yes you DID, I saw you looking at your phone!

The MASTER has turned up to my Beauty Emporium.
"I'd like a little touch up. Something to make me look a bit fresher. I can't be bothered to do a regeneration!"
"What about a glycolic acid skin peel?" me suggest.
Unfortunately me accidentally use SULPHURIC acid!😱
SADLY:

Me? A pranker? 🤨

Might need my turkey baster.....💦💦💦

Whereabouts? 🤔

If it in the key of 'C'....

We might need more than one....😬

*screams in Ogron*

The MASTER has turned up to my Beauty Emporium.
"I'd like a little touch up. Something to make me look a bit fresher. I can't be bothered to do a regeneration!"
"What about a glycolic acid skin peel?" me suggest.
Unfortunately me accidentally use SULPHURIC acid!😱
SADLY:

ME IS ON DAVROS' SHUTTLE:
Me: ...and if me go in the Pod Bay you won't eject me into space for a joke, will you..?
Davros: Ofcourse not! CROSS my HEART!
Me: Ha ha! Cross your WHAT!?😹
D: My h- oh ha ha! I see what you mean!
WE BOTH LAUGH.

DAVROS EJECTS ME INTO SPACE FOR A JOKE.

It the only Death Ray that counts! 😋🍭🍭🍭🍭

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Well, it was a bit fresh out there....maybe should have worn a scarf! 🌌❄️❄️❄️