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Gruntleigh T Ogron

@gruntleigh.bsky.social

Ogron mercenary working for the Dalek Empire. Daily silly tweets from humble dumb Ogron. 🐵

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Theme song to 'Batman'? 🤔

12.12.2025 06:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

THEY WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE 😬

12.12.2025 06:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Strangely, this is the most believable thing me have read all day....🤷‍♂️

12.12.2025 06:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah! Maybe THAT why it called a smoking jacket....?
*quietly puts away lit match*

12.12.2025 06:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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THIRD DOCTOR has been demanding me get his coat for him.
"No not THAT one, I want my SMOKING JACKET, you malfunctioning evolutionary prototype!" him bark.
"You want a smoking jacket..why you not say....?" me mutter darkly, going off to get my can of gasoline.
🔥🔥🔥😁

11.12.2025 15:32 — 👍 41    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

We TRIED to sort out an arrest warrant, but no one could spell it. 🤷‍♂️

11.12.2025 15:55 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well, it quite a complicated plan compared to most of mine.... but it just might work.....😁

11.12.2025 15:40 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You be surprised how many times me have wished to have banana fingers....🤷‍♂️

11.12.2025 15:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me will get back to you just as soon as me is out of the hospital burns unit....🙈

11.12.2025 15:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was edited by a bereaved Ogron......😞

11.12.2025 15:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yes, it still available at:
lulu.com.....😁

11.12.2025 15:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Remember the crossword in the #ScribblOgrons book…?

10.12.2025 15:04 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

We are willing to take that chance......😁🍽️🍌🍌🍌

11.12.2025 15:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Someone used our spoon as a goldfish pond liner.....😁

11.12.2025 15:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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THIRD DOCTOR has been demanding me get his coat for him.
"No not THAT one, I want my SMOKING JACKET, you malfunctioning evolutionary prototype!" him bark.
"You want a smoking jacket..why you not say....?" me mutter darkly, going off to get my can of gasoline.
🔥🔥🔥😁

11.12.2025 15:32 — 👍 41    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0

Ogron brains.
A small snack to be fair.

10.12.2025 21:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bsky.app/profile/hwam...

08.12.2025 20:43 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Just contact the Ogron Squad.
We will turn up immediately with clean-up equipment.
(Mainly knives and forks) 😁

10.12.2025 21:07 — 👍 25    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

🤷‍♂️

08.12.2025 17:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*immediately packs for the seaside* ⛱️⛱️⛱️⛱️

08.12.2025 17:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ooh...thanks for the tip ....😏

08.12.2025 15:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What would be the fun in that? 😹

08.12.2025 15:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Me? 😇

08.12.2025 15:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😹

08.12.2025 15:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😹😹😹😹
(after Adric explain it to me....)

08.12.2025 15:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Whatever give you that idea....? 🤔

08.12.2025 15:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me is definitely a trend setter....

08.12.2025 12:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😁

08.12.2025 12:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hmmm.....leave it with😏

08.12.2025 12:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, ha ha, see also Monopoly and Cluedo...
👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊🐵

08.12.2025 12:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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