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Ogron mercenary working for the Dalek Empire. Daily silly tweets from humble dumb Ogron. ๐Ÿต

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Me just gave Davros a lovely cup of tea!
"How very thoughtful!" him say, "...and it's one of those very healthy GREEN TEAS as well!"
"Yes!" me reply.
(actually it not green tea it just a NORMAL tea that have been sat on my windowsill in the sun for last three weeks!)๐Ÿ˜น

07.08.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜

08.08.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, it DID have.
Me peeled it off just to check there were no hidden bananas inside.
(it happens)

08.08.2025 09:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me DID wonder why Adric had that huge collection of vintage and rare vinyl in his room.
Perhaps putting them all in a skip last week while me tidied up for him was a mistake. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

08.08.2025 08:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unfortunately me got my lines mixed up and shouted "Dancing Queen" when Nyder entered. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

08.08.2025 08:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait....WHAT...!? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
Literally just bought this as a surprise for Davros' birthday next week.......

08.08.2025 08:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, that would explain a lot! ๐Ÿต๐Ÿ‘ฝ

08.08.2025 05:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes they DID! ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต๐ŸŽถ

08.08.2025 05:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคญ
(and where can me get hold of this comfrey tea of which you speak....? โ˜•

08.08.2025 05:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿค—

08.08.2025 05:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, that is a mistake me only make occasionally.
(Bank Holidays and alternate Tuesdays mostly.)

07.08.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmm... Me not normally go for wild conspiracy theories, but this one....๐Ÿค”

07.08.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

07.08.2025 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You allowed the odd 'stiffener'....๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญโ˜ ๏ธ

07.08.2025 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, like yesterday!
Classics like 'Mamma Mia', 'Dancing Queen' and 'Waterloo'....๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—

07.08.2025 21:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, with an unlimited supply of banana skins to hand, ACCIDENTS were always bound to happen.....๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

07.08.2025 21:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคญ

07.08.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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an oscar statue with the words " and the oscar goes too " on the bottom ALT: an oscar statue with the words " and the oscar goes too " on the bottom

If it had starred ME, it would still be running to this day!

07.08.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me just gave Davros a lovely cup of tea!
"How very thoughtful!" him say, "...and it's one of those very healthy GREEN TEAS as well!"
"Yes!" me reply.
(actually it not green tea it just a NORMAL tea that have been sat on my windowsill in the sun for last three weeks!)๐Ÿ˜น

07.08.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For Ogron Ed, 'getting around' mainly involved various funeral homes. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

07.08.2025 11:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair, him gets around a bit.

06.08.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ฒ

06.08.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. It was casting that went against type.
And infact all comprehension. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

06.08.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never mind about that old ham!
THIS is the poster that everyone is talking about....๐Ÿต

06.08.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be honest, him would be delighted to have so much hair!

05.08.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me will tell his widow. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

05.08.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was going to tell the Ogron Squad to set their Time Rings to 2025.... then me realised that 2000 nanners aren't for sharing.....

05.08.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is no-one in the world that wouldn't want 2000 bananas......๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

05.08.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If me can convince him of that, then me might avoid a night in the cells....๐Ÿ˜ฌ

04.08.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who you calling 'funny'!?๐Ÿ˜ 

04.08.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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