Cristóbal Muñoz

My sister’s become a vaccine skeptic these past few years. Drives me up the wall.

I double dog dare any of these people to snuggle up with a bat and then only rely on lavender essential oils after to treat themselves for possible cooties exposure.

Who needs to see the aurora borealis when you can get awesome alt text like this instead. Ty

In February, five months before she became known as "QAnon Karen," there was no one more terrified of the coming pandemic than Melissa Rein Lively. "I bought the N-95 masks. I bought the hazmat suit," she said. "In my mind, a zombie movie was imminent." At the time, Rein Lively said her career was at its peak. Her self-owned marketing company had just helped launch the high-end restaurant Nobu in Scottsdale, Arizona. Hyatt Hotels had signed on for marketing help. By July 5, she had gone into a Target store and trashed the mask section, streaming her rage in a viral post that drew over 10 million views. Before the police closed in on her garage, she livestreamed her own mental breakdown on her company's Instagram account, telling police to "call Donald Trump and ask him" why she shouldn't be arrested for her actions. She was, she told the police, the "QAnon spokesperson." Rein Lively's experience is one that researchers recognize.

Whoops, adding alt-text.

When you take these trips abroad and see how other parts of the world can live, does it become harder and harder to come back with any sort of enthusiasm?  

Fancy Schmancy sounding lease. 

If I could see, this is where I’d reply with some sort of meme of Lucy getting that trusty old football ready for Charlie Brown…

Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe 'not asleep just resting his eyes' Zimbabwe's President Robert Mugabe is not asleep when he closes his eyes for long periods during meetings but is resting his eyes, his spokesman says. "The president cannot suffer bright lights," Geor...

Where have I seen this movie before?

ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs CHICAGO—His heart racing with terror as he found himself completely surrounded, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent conducting a raid on a Chicago elementary school reportedly fell into panic...

ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs

Where have I seen this movie before?

The GDR born wife still gets teary-eyed when she sees footage from that day.

Imagine if Ivies had even a fraction of this sort of spine

Talk about alt text that makes you recoil in horror.

Elon Musk’s new pay package would feed all forty million Americans on SNAP for the next ten years. He wouldn’t notice the difference but the country would.

Talk about the wedgy of all wedgies. Ass miles for days. 

The Sunday political shows are going to be interesting. I have every faith that Republicans who will be interviewed are going to employ some crazy lame ass logic to defend this.  

Hey kid. Those aren’t hunger pangs you feel, but Rather government dependency leaving your body. Go take a nap. You can’t be hungry when you’re asleep. 

Give me $1 billion and I’d happily pay more in taxes and would even be fine with Elizabeth Warren calling me names on TV. 

Yikes. Mask up. You don’t want to catch a case of airborne stupid. 

I often tell my non-American wife when those commercials air that… You can’t believe how crazy it was back then. Fear… Paranoia… Hate. Straight up death sentence is what you thought of. Now…? It’s like whatever.  

Here in Southern California, they frequently run HIV drug commercials. Being a Bay Area child of the 80s and 90s, it just amazes and blows me away every time they come on and how normal they seem now.

Unbelievable. Straight up warlord despot shit.

When alt text makes you hungry and gives you heartburn at the same time…
My gut is so confused.
happy birthday…   

This story comes out the same day the architect of this monstrous policy gets approval for a near-trillion-dollar payout from his government-subsidized company.

Utterly despicable.

This was an extremely difficult piece to write, with more re-writes than I think I’ve ever forced myself to do.

I was able to speak to about a dozen family members and visit one detainee within Adelanto ICE Processing Center. Please give it a peak.

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Victor Conte, architect of infamous sport steroids scandal, dies aged 75 Victor Conte, who sold undetectable steroids to elite athletes, has died aged 75

Hadn’t heard that name in a while…

Aww 😍 and here I thought you just wanted me for my cane to cut the line and get the entrance fees comped as my sighted guide to all the hotspots and attractions.

You should do the full American tourist thing and wander into churches in flip-flops and shorts while talking all loud. Don’t forget to bring me back some jamón serrano.  

If they place an accompanying plaque on the wall saying the same thing but in Braille, then I’ll start believing the conspiracy theories…  🤔

A topographical contour map of a 20 km x 20 km section of boulder, including the plains leading up to the front range, and the front range. Each contour is laser cut from a thin slice of wood and stacked on top of each other, so that you can see topographical features like Boulder Creek, and each of the five peaks of the Boulder Skyline (South Boulder, Bear, Green, Flagstaff, Sanitas). A green course is painted on the wood. It is a hundred miles long. There are also painted reservoirs, one of which contains a tiny hammerhead shark. If you squint, you can see a pentagram and a tiny red figure that is a dodo in inquisition grab, which you wouldn’t know except if you were there. There are also donuts (5mm), tiny dodos (5 mm), a stegosaurus (12 mm), and a bicycle (12 m)on the course, all of which are extremely tiny and the size indicated.

Reposting the image, this time with alt text, because apparently the social media manager doesn’t default to asking me for it, booo.