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Captain Scratchy

@captainscratchy.bsky.social

Cartoonist, comic artist and humorist who specializes in animal humor and is surprisingly popular on Instagram. Sometimes collaborates with a bear named Kevin. https://www.instagram.com/captainscratchy/ https://www.captainscratchy.com/

178 Followers  |  128 Following  |  40 Posts  |  Joined: 25.11.2024
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Posts by Captain Scratchy (@captainscratchy.bsky.social)

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Don't trust this furry little rodent.

02.02.2026 19:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When you're trying to spread some Christmas spirit, but you realize everybody's on edge these days.

13.12.2025 19:43 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

My bad. Trump would pardon only white turkeys.

25.11.2025 18:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What really happened.

25.11.2025 18:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I specialize in sophisticated, thoughtful humor.

01.11.2025 17:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy Halloween from me and this weird bear. There's a backstory to the bear's obsession with his potato, but let's not overthink it.

31.10.2025 18:34 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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The dog doesn't deserve this.

24.08.2025 17:31 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
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Happy #caturday

23.08.2025 17:40 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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I sometimes forget to post to Bluesky, but today I remembered.

14.08.2025 18:16 — 👍 13    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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It's nice to have a distraction from the other madness.

20.03.2025 16:03 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

And Rossellini appeared to be wearing blue velvet.

03.03.2025 07:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dolphin soon to join DOGE

21.02.2025 19:23 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Available for FREE? Let me know when they offer to pay us to watch.

18.02.2025 17:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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As a lifelong fan of the Chicago Bears, I regret that I'm compelled to post this cartoon every Super Bowl Sunday.

09.02.2025 18:25 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1
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And he insists he doesn't know anything about Bear Project 2025.

07.02.2025 18:50 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Get in line.

06.02.2025 18:10 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Need to add a higher level.

05.02.2025 00:06 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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I try to avoid fortune tellers who work in the woods ... and are named Miss Fortune.

29.01.2025 17:25 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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It was worth a try.

22.01.2025 18:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Even this guy knows.

13.01.2025 17:30 — 👍 2    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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Some days I feel just like this horse.

10.01.2025 17:25 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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There's snow business like dog business.

07.01.2025 19:15 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Someone's got a lot to learn.

01.01.2025 16:59 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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It was a year that felt like a decade.

31.12.2024 16:50 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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This is based on a true story.

29.12.2024 17:56 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Oops.

22.12.2024 17:42 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Two wise men ... and Todd.

21.12.2024 17:54 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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He's certainly qualified.

19.12.2024 17:49 — 👍 10    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1

"Let's do this thing!" — enthusiastic do-er of things

"Well, that happened." — observant guy

"It is what it is." — guy everybody wants to slap

17.12.2024 18:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bottom line: He can't see what he's missing.

11.12.2024 17:41 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0