Elder female coworker just said “girllll” to me on a call today omgg im the office fag officially
03.03.2026 22:53 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Elder female coworker just said “girllll” to me on a call today omgg im the office fag officially
03.03.2026 22:53 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Need it to be Thursday so I can play Pokopia
02.03.2026 21:31 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Good morning bloomfies
01.03.2026 14:34 — 👍 136 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0IM CRANKIN UP
28.02.2026 02:55 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Buzzed and in need of bf
28.02.2026 02:21 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You called?
27.02.2026 13:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Average text from my coworker while on call
25.02.2026 19:46 — 👍 26 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Might be convinced to make the switch from coffee to tea…
23.02.2026 18:26 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Thought I was gonna have a chill Friday and then I get a surprise reorg
20.02.2026 20:00 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just got lower bowl tickets for my first Gaga concert omfgggggg
19.02.2026 16:18 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When the Ritalin hits mid bicep curl 😵💫
19.02.2026 14:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Stove - Lana Del Rey (2036)
19.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I’m gonna nuttt
19.02.2026 00:21 — 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0One like and I’ll DoorDash Buffalo Mac and cheese
18.02.2026 23:33 — 👍 67 🔁 3 💬 7 📌 2
Her music is so powerful that she had to make all her album covers atrocious to balance things out open.spotify.com/track/5HTVUe...
18.02.2026 13:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New Lana is excellence as usual
17.02.2026 20:17 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Overthinking and feeling like all my friends hate me 😍
16.02.2026 19:59 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kinda wanna just lay on the couch get high and play video games all day
15.02.2026 15:15 — 👍 42 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Last minute first date on Valentine’s Day
14.02.2026 23:08 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I think I should grow my hair out :o
14.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 201 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 1
What I do
14.02.2026 00:17 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The cute guy who manages the Thai place I go to recognized me from the gym omgggg he want me 😍
12.02.2026 22:08 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I wanna FUCK my computer. open.spotify.com/track/5ZbztT...
12.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Waaait my lanky long ass arms are finally starting to fill in after a year of working out
12.02.2026 17:55 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0What happened to hello, how are you?
10.02.2026 15:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Putting the casual in business casual
10.02.2026 14:33 — 👍 66 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It’s Monday
09.02.2026 12:43 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Ohhh now I’m pissed. GET EM BANNED. we don’t do that here
08.02.2026 05:52 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dr*nkk
08.02.2026 04:34 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0