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@bonmots.bsky.social

persian (unfortunately not a cat). he/him. just doing my best

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happy anniversary!!

04.03.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ok that’s fair

04.03.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this was like the ONE guy the US needed to kill lmaooooooo fuck

03.03.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what do you mean? it’s in the app

03.03.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@notargh.bsky.social i think you said something about this

03.03.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

dunno! i could also be wrong

03.03.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i thought i heard ppl being mad at girl i guess now which was part of why i was asking

03.03.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i was able to get the exact part i needed but still couldn’t manage to get my anode rod out from my water heater :( likely need an impact driver so will probably just hire someone

03.03.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

chicago friends, what are you using as a voting guide these days

03.03.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

doing this today now that i have my anode rod and whyyyy do i never have quite the right tool for something??? both of my socket wrenches have a square…piece… that’s too small for the socket that came with the anode rod 🫠 going to ace now

03.03.2026 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s true i make him use a hose to bathe

03.03.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

where are you headed?

03.03.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

she is a national treasure

03.03.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i know you are depressed right now but please don’t consider such a drastic step. you are loved and you would be sorely missed πŸ’–

02.03.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

haha if you want i am happy to look it over for free

02.03.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they were charging me $170/month before this!!!!!! so so so dumb

02.03.2026 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

after this whole saga i ended up staying with rcn priced at $40/month and they are giving me a free month and a $100 gift card lol this was all so dumb

02.03.2026 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

paws

02.03.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

happy birthday!!

02.03.2026 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she certainly hasn’t

(sorry it was right there)

02.03.2026 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

now pull your dick out

02.03.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh they fully ignored me and lit up

01.03.2026 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i politely asked someone to not smoke on the el last night

01.03.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

oh tea

01.03.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

are you related to nicki minaj perchance

01.03.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i just thought of the phrase β€œbeef unwellington” and to me that is peak millennial humor

01.03.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

you should watch like water for chocolate on hbo that man has the hairiest forearms i’ve ever seen

01.03.2026 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

girl don’t make me defend bush sr. the idea that *he* started a war in the middle east is nuts and it’s crazy to lump him in with these other two. he also famously raised the gas tax (the last time it was raised was 1993!). he’s bad in plenty of other ways so let’s just use those examples

01.03.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

a sacrificial rod? usually i just call those sub tops heyyyyy

28.02.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just learned about anode rods so not draining my water heater today :(

28.02.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0