Bee

It’s something we don’t generally do because yes, additional laundry and we have a handy spare room. However, I have stayed in hotel rooms where he’s fucked someone else in it before I got there etc

Thankfully only a minor thing but couldn’t take my chances

It’s amazing how much better I sleep knowing I have no more London commutes this year.

They can’t make it any more clear can they. This isn’t about protecting women, it’s isolating and legislating people out of existence.

Turns out not!! But I have been rescued so all is ok. Albeit the tiniest little jar you could ever imagine but it’ll do for now.

Disaster: I have run out of Marmite 🚨

Why does winning* the 8am Dr appointment scramble feel like you’ve won the lottery?

*getting an appointment on the first day of trying

Love is just like a MerryGoRound
With all the fun of a fair
One day I'm feeling down on the ground
Then I'm up in the air
Are you leading me on
Tomorrow will you be gone
I wonder if one day that, you'll say that, you care
If you say you love me madly, I'll gladly, be there
Like a puppet on a string

Had a lovely catch up with @sexblogofsorts.bsky.social yesterday, let’s not leave it so long next time 😊

I was today years old before I got my first ride in the front seat of a double decker bus.

(I’ve never lived anywhere there are double deckers, nor where you can rely on public transport.)

Was super worried about the cats and the fireworks last night. Our closest neighbours had a party and our ‘big brave’ wussy puss was sitting on the windowsill watching the pretty lights in the sky. And for the later ones he was glaring at the bangs for disturbing his sleep *phew*

Really is, so plan B and a night out in the city instead

We’re due to be at a gig tomorrow night, so we checked the ticket time only to find out it’s been moved to January. Would’ve been nice if they’d bothered to contact us in time to cancel the hotel 🙄

I was a very good cuck yesterday. I picked them both up following their date, drove them to the restaurant and bought them dinner.

Don’t worry, there will be plenty of that 😉

I love it when he has the pre-date horn 😈

Exactly! As long as we stop at optimisation and don’t go as far as automation I’ll be happy

There is nothing wrong with being data driven!

I can’t wait for the mornings to get light again, or the evenings. There’s nothing worse than standing on a cold, empty platform waiting for a train

Close up of a black cat face, sitting on a persons lap

Happy #BlackCatAppreciationDay to this adorable void, although I appreciate her everyday 🐈‍⬛ ❤️

Sitting in the office for another day of presenteeism, I’m so tired I can’t even think

I had a go at laughing yoga, never again, it was the most uncomfortable I’ve felt in a work environment ever! I thought yoga was calming, the tension in my back, neck and head is painful.

I thought getting the news I’m cancer free would make me the most excited this year, turns out it’s getting my bathroom after 18 months of fighting a well known company to finish what they started, I’m no longer house-barrassed!

Me too, just caught it whilst it was on in the background!

Yup! Although Uber hasn’t made it as far as where I live so that one less for me

There are very few apps that I’ll allow notifications or recommendations on

It was on the BBC news at 1800 yesterday as they spoke about the potential questions he and Starmer are likely to face

I hate that too! You know I have a 4:30 alarm, you have my 5:00 train ticket and yet you insist on not fully charging my phone until half an hour later…whyyyyyyyyy

It’s a slat!

It’s good, just not *as* good