AnarchyVLS

Me: I want to write something
> doesn’t write something

Me: I want to code something
> doesn’t code something

Me: I want to reply to messages
> doesn’t reply to messages

Me: I want to do something I like
> doesn’t do something I like

Why am I like this

restaurants are a scam. most restaurants secretly have a kitchen in the back that you’re not allowed to see where they prepare all the food

Mockup drawing of a UK parliament petition where the petitioner has asked for "good thing please" with description "we think the UK needs this". Government responded: "No."

Every UK petition is like this

There’s renewable energy ads and there’s mother**cking wind farm ads. This, blissfully, is the latter.

This!

It definitely sucks to see the phrase plastered over anything related to the community but unfortunately its very true in Undertale’s case. Its one of the worst fandoms I’ve been apart of for backseating and toxicity. Its an incredible game and the community is great though aside from those people.

my goal as a game developer is to make enough money i could start commissioning face melting prog rock soundtracks for every project

anyone else see a little floppy disk icon in the bottom right of your vision after a particularly emotional conversation

can’t believe you guys are turning to chat gpt for book recommendations, all you need is one friend with ADHD who will try to get you into a new fandom every two weeks

frog girl giving that hoppy toppy

Nice Mushrooms

Shoutout to women

This is why, by the by, we yell about not using discord for a wiki (looking at you FGC). Its perfectly fine to community build, have a place to meet up and play games. It is not an information repository. Get something else, literally now. Likewise, make backup contact points for your friends

I got it in every hole chat, I am an accomplished man. I got EVERY hole

We've been made aware that fraudulent links to a Subnautica 2 playtest are being sent to our community on Steam. Please be aware that we will never contact anyone by Steam DM for any potential playtests.

Stay safe out there, Subnauts! 🐟

I’m playing this rogue-like game called “Applying for game dev jobs” and I need to talk to the developer about the difficulty level. The first level, “getting a response from a recruiter after application,” is often impossible to get past. Maybe some assets aren’t being loaded correctly?

People need to take more inspiration from bad games and I'm 100% serious

My latest #BadKeyboard: The MCKeyb!

I built a keyboard in modded Minecraft, then hooked it up through a webserver and a wireless microcontroller, so it appears as a USB keyboard on a different computer. I then used it to post "Hello World!" to bluesky, from minecraft.

#DOOM is now playable in a PDF file 🎮

Dear video game devs

We’re not interested in games looking “hyper-realistic”

We’re interested in them being fun to play, cheap enough to actually buy on a regular salary, and not so large that the console can only store 7 at a time

Thanks
Gamers

Top: Stomach and side sleepers fighting represented by Tom the cat sword fighting a dog. Bottom: Tired Jerry the mouse with text, me who rotates like a rotisserie chicken

Anyone can draw. Anyone. Yes, the person who is disabled can draw. Yes, you, who has only ever drawn as a preschooler. If you want to draw, you can get there, it's a skill and you have to dedicate time and effort to it, but you can learn.

After posting this my timeline has had significantly less political content, thanks Bluesky

Bluesky can I please stop seeing so much political content in my timeline? Seems like every 3rd post I see is related to American politics. I’m not even American, and I came here to get away from Twitter because it was so politically charged.

I just wanna see cute cats and cool art :(

cuddle the ghost

Many people do not understand game design. Let me explain: game design is when attacking with your primary attack builds stacks of zorp, and your secondary consumes zorp stacks to add additional slow and lifesteal when you plurk

💙💙💙

Minimum Viable Male is so real