nodge

Vlad is baseball. Baseball is Vlad.

Cat with it's arms raised over its head in an arch, throwing strange shadows on the wall behind it

The cats are doing spells. I'm sure it's fine.

METRO EXCLUSIVE Andrew Cuomo says he 'will move to Florida' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor

My closing pitch to voters? “I will only live in this awful place if I rule over it”

thank YOU! you have earned this very soft Adonis

I know that “Gonna Fly Now” and “Going the Distance“ are the crown jewels of Bill Conti’s original ROCKY score but his more subtle work on those tender moments between Rocky and Adrian always has me floating.

Oh wow

i’ll never get over this

Still not going away...

Today my daughter's preschool is holding a farewell assembly for one of her classmates whose mother has no choice but to self deport. The school is hoping it will be joyful in tone, so we might make this less upsetting for this 3 year old.

There's just no words for the uselessness of this cruelty.

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

this is how it feels to wear high rise pants

a bag of "Get Movin' Crackers."

what the green flag means at a NASCAR race

Post of the year, I cry laughed

my white hands on either side of a gaping hole in a pumpkin, as though they are spreading it apart. my hands are slightly slick from pumpkin guts, shining in the sun

happy halloween

known for: first woman to write a book on teh microscope, first person known to have been killed by a motor vehicle

in 1869 the first known car accident death was mary ward, this irish lady who made bug art

doth the reply maketh the guy

JARVIS, twist my nipples

transphobiv

What’s your sign?

What’s your sign?

Jon from Garfield bent over putting a lasagna in the oven while looking back at Garfield. Jon is saying "my neck, my back, lasagna for my cat"

*hits you with the galactus pregnancy beam*

Bee boo boo bop?
.....
BEEP?!?

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

(existential Borat) my life

Mexican congressional staffer resigns after TV comments about Charlie Kirk News network Milenio releases public apology after US deputy secretary of state threatens to revoke Mexican visas

now people in other fucking countries are losing their jobs

the weaponization of government at this scale is not something I think America's seen since the founding

“‘Eat the rich’? What is our society coming to!? Is this not proof that the fabric of our civilization is crumbling beneath our feet? Anyway back to The Lethally Inject The Homeless Hour with Brian Kilmeade brought to you by Nugenix.”

Feels like I'll always be misunderstood

And that's okay

I love so many people from afar

I love so much about this world

I don't think it should love me