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@darkk.uk.bsky.social

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

51 Followers  |  47 Following  |  24 Posts  |  Joined: 11.09.2024  |  1.8593

Latest posts by darkk.uk on Bluesky

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Transformers x Hot Wheels collab

01.03.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 32

i read this as "the largest living moon" and began questioning reality

01.03.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the guards in skyrim when i trap them in a lake:

07.02.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember: your intake of Awful Shit should be consensual. If you need to pause or look away for your mental health that's OK. And remember our comrades who don't always have the privilege of looking away. It's for them - and us - all of us - that we keep going.

<3

21.01.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 109    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

Trans rights forever the end.

20.01.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5868    πŸ” 1686    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 9

do merch of your characters work like voodoo dolls? like, if your dog shakes the sebastian plush, you go flying across the room

19.01.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@haleyw.bsky.social

13.01.2025 12:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

life advice for you all

12.01.2025 07:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reminder to play Oblivion as much as possible.

12.01.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 766    πŸ” 336    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 18

my new year's resolution? 2715x1527, why do you ask?

01.01.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy New Year!

01.01.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1993    πŸ” 559    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 2

do water beds have to be filled with water or do you think soup would work

15.12.2024 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 555    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 3

I fucking hate what the Blues Brothers have done to the minds of our nation`s finest young army men.

17.12.2024 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2566    πŸ” 157    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 4

I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control

17.12.2024 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8063    πŸ” 1548    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 66
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Duke reads your peer review
ty @getgianni.com

16.12.2024 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2029    πŸ” 549    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 2
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It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

15.12.2024 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 12308    πŸ” 2826    πŸ’¬ 254    πŸ“Œ 385
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It’s always the same old story. I meet a woman, things are going great, then my puppet starts screaming

11.12.2024 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 733    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 3
Greenland shark with β€œI am not a toy, I am a 400 year commitment” text

Greenland shark with β€œI am not a toy, I am a 400 year commitment” text

Think carefully before buying a Greenland shark for the holidays. They are, after all, the world’s longest-living vertebrate.

14.12.2024 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3209    πŸ” 733    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 35
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14.12.2024 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my inability to teleport is very inconvenient

14.12.2024 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Guys. Stop bringing up culture war shit in my replies. Yeah I'm sure an internet nazi called the Indiana Jones game woke. I don't care. Whoever they are I'm not going to give them mental real estate and neither should you.

10.12.2024 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 534    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
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Reupload: Riding with Hitler

08.12.2024 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 182    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
a fox being buffeted by a very windy snow storm

a fox being buffeted by a very windy snow storm

IT

FUCKEN

WIMDY

07.12.2024 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 15759    πŸ” 1446    πŸ’¬ 110    πŸ“Œ 66

My dating standards aren't difficult to meet. Just shower regularly, make sure you've got a few hobbies that you're passionate about, have decent control of 5-6 of your tentacles & know how to cook. I'm not asking for a lot.

28.11.2024 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 895    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 6
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Reupload: Bootleg troll faces

25.11.2024 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 163    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

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