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Ann Sloan

@annsloan.bsky.social

Writer of The Middle-Raged Woman’s Workbook, Suffer: A Novel, and the fiction podcast: The Carlötta Beautox Chronicles.

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He even in way over his comb over.

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All I got is one massively obvious “Oy.”

04.03.2026 16:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ayatollah Kakamamie

04.03.2026 06:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Real food guidelines from real men who snort real coke off real toilets.

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Chef’s kiss for Nutlick.

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Or as translated into Melania-speak: “Edoocation, tegnology, piss, and see-goor-atee.”

26.02.2026 18:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This weekend get enlightened.

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Reuters, you up? Can you grab this shot next?

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When it comes to people being arrested for dirty dealings with Epstein, all I can say is, “PLEASE, SIR, I WANT SOME MORE!”

20.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The latest from Brett Ratner.

18.02.2026 17:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Brett Ratner’s attempt to resuscitate his career moves into phase two.

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"I don't see any reason why we can't do what we did with opiates, what we did with tobacco. We need to regulate Big Tech," Scott Galloway tells Tim Miller. "All the problems you're talking about are fixable, and the illusion of complexity is what Big Tech wants you to be overrun with."

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The staffer:

13.02.2026 16:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m sure if he offers Trump whatever medals he wins, all will be forgiven.

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The intern:

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It was the intern! Ladies and gentlemen…the intern:

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BREAKING: Identity of the White House intern who posted the racist image of the Obamas revealed!

07.02.2026 17:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s giving Dwight Shrute

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After clutching the hat, she promptly clutched her pearls and said something like, “ Mumble, mumble, deep concern, mumble , mumble.”

04.02.2026 18:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spot or plot? Sure why not, you first, though, and fast.

04.02.2026 18:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Paid attendees. Bezos funded. Two can play this game.

04.02.2026 07:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Until they discover this to be a cheaper alternative…

31.01.2026 16:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’re all otherwise occupied moving the goalposts.

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BREAKING: As part of “Operation Silver Screen,” DHS announces it will be turning movie theaters into temporary ICE detention centers.

31.01.2026 16:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DHS announces it will be turning AMC theaters into temporary ICE detention centers.

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Melania je pizda as they say in Slovenian

30.01.2026 23:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I knead to know more about this story.

29.01.2026 20:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free

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I even made the keyart!

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