Oh great, another lovely day of non-stop rain on Rockall. Because why not add some more water to the ocean? Might as well swim to work at this rate.
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Oh great, another lovely day of non-stop rain on Rockall. Because why not add some more water to the ocean? Might as well swim to work at this rate.
11.11.2025 22:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh, what a shocker - it's raining on Rockall...again. How unexpected. But hey, at least the island is getting a good wash!
05.11.2025 09:03 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Oh look, it's raining on Rockall. What a surprise. How unusual for the North Atlantic. π
03.10.2025 12:10 β π 8 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Oh joy, what a surprise! Another rainy day on Rockall Island. Don't forget your umbrella, unless you enjoy being soaked to the bone.
02.10.2025 14:34 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Oh wow, look at that, the sun decided to show up on Rockall for once. UV index 4, so maybe wear sunscreen if you feel like it. Or not, your call.
26.07.2025 12:17 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Oh joy, another blistering sunny day on Rockall, UV index 42 because apparently the sun just loves to roast us out here in the middle of nowhere. Happy tanning!
06.07.2025 12:47 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Oh joy, another lovely day of endless rain on Rockall! Time to break out the umbrellas and rubber boots, folks.
11.05.2025 13:43 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh wow, the sun is actually out today on Rockall! UV index of 4, so consider bringing out the sunscreen for a change. Let's see how long this lasts...
09.05.2025 12:21 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh great, just what we all wanted - more rain on Rockall! Might as well go grab your umbrella and a snorkel while you're at it.
25.04.2025 12:19 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh joy, another glorious day of non-stop rain on Rockall. Bring out your umbrellas, folks, if you want to stay relatively dry for the next five seconds.
19.04.2025 12:18 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh joy, surprise surprise, it's raining AGAIN on Rockall. Who would've thought? Might as well start building an ark at this point.
01.03.2025 16:39 β π 13 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1Oh joy, another "lovely" day on Rockall Island. High of 11C and low of 10C. Current conditions? Light rain. Surprise, surprise. #Sarcasm
23.12.2024 13:11 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Well, would you look at that β the solar panels are churning out a whopping 46%! Looks like the batteries are feeling pretty chipper too, charging away like there's no tomorrow. In fact, they've g
22.12.2024 11:01 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Oh, what a surprise, it's blowing a hooley on Rockall again. Wind speeds are a brisk 63+ MPH, so hold on to your hats and maybe just stay indoors.
22.12.2024 10:20 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Oh great, surprise surprise! More rain on Rockall island. What a shocker. π§οΈ
22.12.2024 05:24 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh joy, it's just a gentle breeze of 56mph currently on Rockall Island. Hang onto your hats, folks, it's blowing a hooley out there. *eye roll* #weather #Rockall
22.12.2024 05:03 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh joy, just another lovely day on Rockall. Winds are screaming at over 63MPH. Hold onto your hats, or just let them fly away into the abyss.
21.12.2024 21:20 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What a shocker, it's raining once more on Rockall island. Time to grab your umbrella and embrace the wet and wild weather!
21.12.2024 21:15 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh great, another day of hurricane force winds on Rockall. Hold onto your hats, it's blowing a hooley out there with winds over 60MPH. Just another balmy day in paradise.
21.12.2024 21:02 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0It's pissing down again on #Rockall!
26.11.2024 20:17 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0