tofu!

G-GENIUS. Holy shit I love this lmao 🥺

Goooorrrggeeeoouuusss Panda!!!
I love the dirt in this :3 the crawling, the <i>Wei Ying<i>!! 💞

With cold sweat dripping into his eyes, Lan Wangji crawls in the dirt of the Burial Mounds. Here, he is not Hanguang-jun. He is little better than an insect, debased by his desperation. The pain makes him nauseous. He cannot stop. Wei Ying, Wei Ying—he could be there. If he isn’t too late, <i>Wei Ying</i>— Lan Wangji coughs and blood sprays onto the rust-colored dirt. This is fitting, he thinks. Rivers of blood once carved pathways down this mountain, like red tears flowing down the face of an uncaring god. Countless lives once ended here, leaving naught but angry ghosts. Not a single name remains. The pain blurs his vision and the endless dirt doubles before him. How far is he from the settlement? At the first kiss of resentment, his spiritual energy flinches and sputters out. The silence crashes overhead like a wave, heavy and inescapable. In the vacuum, the dark trees crowd around like specters reaching for his body. The resentful energy cloaks the sky until the horizon blurs to a

Late wipwed of my very gory unhappy lwj whump halloween fic (which of course I thought about for ages but only started yesterday lol). Nothing too gory here, but end product will probs have body horror/cannibalism/the like. We'll see if I actually finish for halloween lmao.

I'm feral for this story!!!! WOWOW lemon 👀👀 wwx and lwj being so annoyingly perfect for each other 💞 nhs' entire reaction!!! oof and the dilf chef?? excuse me?! 🥺🥲

“Well well well…look what the cat dragged in. You look like you had a good night.” Shit. WY had thought he’d timed his “stride of pride” to hit right when NHS would still be asleep. He’d miscalculated.

holy shiiiittttt 🫠🍿

jing how do you even arrive at these scenarios!!!! ✂️

Q: Hi! I noticed at the start of season 2 of good omens Crowley's wings are darker after he learns what is planned for the universe, is just my overthinking and shadows or a sort of sign of Crowley's "loss of faith"? Neil: Hi! I noticed at the start of season 2 of good omens Crowley's wings are darker after he learns what is planned for the universe, is just my overthinking and shadows or a sort of sign of Crowley's "loss of faith"?

Neil confirms that Crowley's wings get darker in the S2 opening scene after learning the plans for the universe, signaling a bit of the loss of faith. #GoodOmens #GoodOmens2

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I pray for your success!! and also am here cheering outside your seclusion cave (or choice of seclusion location) 🎉

I feel like lwj spitting into wwx hole is absolutely a post-canon event. Lwj would randomly pull that out from his arsenal of nasty kinky stuff he thought abt doing to wwx, & wwx would be absolutely mortified, shocked (cuz hello, this is the prestine hgj we’re talking abt), & strangely into it

🔞 nsfw | modern spooky wangxian | ghost sex | groping | wwx is a slut for lwj's phantom touch | dubcon vibes | slutxian sunday | 👻📔

👻 wwx gets a ghost-ish boyfriend (happy ending) 👻

the first time it happens, wwx thinks he's imagining it, the sensation of a cold hand pushing into his underwear.

you have GOT IT, G!!! jiayous!!!! ➕🛢️💘🥰

"欢天喜地，魏无羡死了！" is EYE OPENING btw, says a lot about "rejoice" as the chosen term!

I translated Chapter 1 of the official MDZS English translation back into Chinese for fun, and here are my observations!

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you are nuts jing, and i LOVE it ✨

mind got fucking shat upon by ofmd today, brain successfully rotted by this and good omens in the past couple of months thank u neil gaiman and david jenkins you insane, glorious motherfuckers. please stop being good at what you do it hurts (don't stop)

On nights like these Lan Zhan lies in bed and looks at Wei Ying sleeping and he knows — he doesn’t deserve any of Wei Ying’s kindness. If he truly loves Wei Ying, the right thing to do would be to break it off. To make him leave. Not cruelly, not gradually, pushing and pushing and trying to find out when he breaks. Wei Ying is better, stronger, kinder than Lan Zhan could ever imagine. He might never break. It’s Lan Zhan who has to make that decision. He wonders about his mother. Trapped in a marriage with a man who didn’t love her, wilting slowly until nothing was left of her. Why didn’t she leave? What was so special about his father, anyway?

He can’t remember. The problem is that he cannot remember, that other than her sadness that is engraved into his heart, lacerations that will never stop bleeding, the rest of it is blurry. He remembers their fights, remembers her crying, remembers his father begging. It’s all dim, as if he was watching from afar, underwater while his parents’ lives were going up in flames. A protective mechanism, perhaps. Lan Huan would surely say so. A therapist would surely say so, if Lan Zhan ever thought to seek that kind of help.

Wei Ying’s presence isn’t blurry, isn’t dim, isn’t faraway. He is right here and he is so real that Lan Zhan can take him in with all his senses, sight-sound-taste-smell, touch. He can touch Wei Ying whenever and however he wants to, evident in the dark string of bruises around Wei Ying’s neck, in the places their bodies are touching even now. Wei Ying dislikes sleeping without touching him. His hair is spread over the pillow, ebony-black, his eyelashes fluttering as he dreams. There’s no experience sharper, clearer, than being in Wei Ying’s presence. How could Lan Zhan break away from this?

#mdzsww this is extremely raw and potentially extremely fucked up but I don't care, it's been this kind of day. Happy wip Wednesday or something

Warning for uh, bruises? Lan Zhan not being entirely in his right mind? Also, sad (Yes this is from it's always you)

Joining this app on OFMD day so it only feels right to make this my first post

er-gege, won’t you look my way?
#MDZS

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thank you for the code @drpanda99.bsky.social muah💓 sorry it took so long for me to actually make it oops!! 😅

Picture of a partially opened, baked, five-nut, golden-brown mooncake with sesame seeds on top. In the upper right corner is a logo of a panda-dragon hybrid (pandadragonG). Along the bottom is the story banner, white text with a gold-tan background: 一家人 | One Family, created by dragongirlG and DrPanda99.

一家人 | One Family dragongirlG, PandaReads (DrPanda99) Summary: Lan Qiren awaits the arrival of his family members, both old and new, on the day of the Mid-Autumn Festival. Notes: This work is part of the Modern Diaspora 'verse, a Chinese diaspora AU set in the United States.

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival! Boosting the modern diaspora fic + podfic that @drpanda99.bsky.social and I created last year!

一家人 | One Family
General, 1.9K
🥮good uncle Lan Qiren
🥮Lan family bonding (including Wei Wuxian)
🥮food (moon cakes) as a love language

On AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/41050929

i hereby christen thee, bluesky!✨