Chez Rolez's Avatar

Chez Rolez

@chezrolez.bsky.social

_/\_ _/\_ _/\_ Surfing the wave of mediocrity. anti glowstick. for professional reasons: these tweets are poorly constructed jokes. Teetotaller

482 Followers  |  417 Following  |  408 Posts  |  Joined: 16.12.2023  |  2.3599

Latest posts by chezrolez.bsky.social on Bluesky

Video thumbnail

We just saw the exact moment a star exploded for the first time ever.

Astronomers have achieved a rare feat: imaging the exact moment a massive star detonatedβ€”and the explosion was anything but spherical.

SN 2024ggi, a supernova located 22 million light-years away in the

20.11.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2
Preview
a cartoon of a man laying in a bed with the words " the little fat boy and his family are in trouble " ALT: a cartoon of a man laying in a bed with the words " the little fat boy and his family are in trouble "
19.11.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You mean the SHIN?

19.11.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Pro blowjobing protest

14.11.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Peep hard. Peep harder. Peep hard. Peep harder 🎱

14.11.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Communist oral creampies

14.11.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Armistice Day

11.11.2025 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I think those synths fucked with your head

10.11.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t be myself without it

09.11.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When is this site going to grant private accounts?

09.11.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent cock target

30.10.2025 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will say your new house is awesome and if they want to argue that have them call me

28.10.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn’t have the wig. It was my grandmothers πŸ˜‚

04.10.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a vintage poster of that

03.10.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is an addiction if you follow tik tok accounts about stationary and pens. Although I’m pretty into staplers

03.10.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m always smellling smoke.

03.10.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Best museum

02.10.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vibrating with something

27.09.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck gazpacho, we want it hot

23.09.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone cc @hotsoupski.bsky.social

23.09.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Those are some beasts

23.09.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Forage chantrelles. Boing!

23.09.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I use a natural harvest recipe

22.09.2025 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100% choice edible. And 100% chicken of the woods. It’s always wise to cook throughly as undercooked can make some people sick. Usually 10-12 minutes sautΓ©. Some even blanch before sautΓ©ing to ensure it’s cooked thoroughly.

18.09.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Def

18.09.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Likely chantrelles

18.09.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pack nothing. Stay dry

13.09.2025 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Been a long time since I’ve had the chance to use that joke

13.09.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Michael used to blow bubbles too!

13.09.2025 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Your pen-is smoking

12.09.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@chezrolez is following 18 prominent accounts