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Chez Rolez

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_/\_ _/\_ _/\_ Surfing the wave of mediocrity. anti glowstick. for professional reasons: these tweets are poorly constructed jokes. Teetotaller

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I’m as weak as my erection these days

16.02.2026 19:29 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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This is why I tip my landlords 30% each month on the cost of my rent. I see the sacrifices you make. Keep standing sir, keep standing.

03.02.2026 13:27 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Boiiiing booooiing

19.01.2026 00:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Low key coolest person I’ve met.

19.01.2026 00:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Curt in the background. What a pic

18.01.2026 02:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I think I we were watching beavis and butthead

18.01.2026 02:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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PUDIT

17.01.2026 15:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A mirror is actually look into

12.01.2026 01:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good thread

12.01.2026 01:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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07.01.2026 15:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wish I had your outlook :)

06.01.2026 03:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Same to you. It’s boring and isolating, and did I mention boring? We wouldn’t be in grate spots if we didnt. Congrats

05.01.2026 03:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No idea it was a thing before AI. That sucks

08.12.2025 01:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

AI

07.12.2025 11:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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We just saw the exact moment a star exploded for the first time ever.

Astronomers have achieved a rare feat: imaging the exact moment a massive star detonated—and the explosion was anything but spherical.

SN 2024ggi, a supernova located 22 million light-years away in the

20.11.2025 02:19 — 👍 117    🔁 44    💬 9    📌 2
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19.11.2025 12:57 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You mean the SHIN?

19.11.2025 12:56 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Pro blowjobing protest

14.11.2025 15:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Peep hard. Peep harder. Peep hard. Peep harder 🎱

14.11.2025 15:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Communist oral creampies

14.11.2025 03:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Armistice Day

11.11.2025 12:25 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I think those synths fucked with your head

10.11.2025 02:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can’t be myself without it

09.11.2025 06:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When is this site going to grant private accounts?

09.11.2025 00:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Excellent cock target

30.10.2025 18:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will say your new house is awesome and if they want to argue that have them call me

28.10.2025 23:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Doesn’t have the wig. It was my grandmothers 😂

04.10.2025 15:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0