Derek J. Amaya

Reddit says maybe a fracas, but no shots fired per text notifications from the mall.

Shooting at Lakeside Mall?

Shower thought: Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz walked so The Pussycat Dolls could run.

I can only name one person from each group.

Man, I wish. None of those Gen Zers are smart enough to know those songs. 🤣

Who’s trying to go with me to one of these NBA Youngboy concerts? Need to witness what all the uproar is about.

Tulane and Arsenal won.

LS💩 lost.

Successful Saturday.

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I’m immortal

The steam boat photo is giving nostalgia.

It’s 2025 and I am once again asking for Mannie Fresh to remaster the explicit version of “Back That Azz Up” to include “Cash Money Records taking over for the ‘99 and the 2000.”

Lowkey, bro. Call your bros, bro. It’s lowest of keys.

Normalize calling your bros

Damn man. First Diane Keaton and now D’Angleo. Black Messiah was a staple when I was designing the paper in college.

It is!

I don’t think so? But next time I go I’ll ask. If not, I’ll let him know he should add something.

Y’all go support my guy Marco Polo out in Arabi.

This isn’t a request. It’s a demand. I need him to succeed.

Entering my Tío drip era.

Wish there was exit polling for mayoral races. Think the narrative around Moreno winning would look different if it were the case.

I’ll take skeets that have never been skeeted before for $400, Alex.

And I need a billion dollars. But sometimes our dreams can’t become realities.

Me anytime I’m away from home for more than a week.

Master P casually yelling “Hoody Hoo” and Silkk rising from the floor to the instrumentals of “It Ain’t My Fault” would be the most epic finishing move.

Today marks the third month since I started learning Spanish again. What’s even better, I am noticing progress. In “One Battle After Another,” there are Spanish-speaking characters speaking Spanish with no subtitles. I understood a good part of it.

Still a long way to go, but celebrate small wins.

Not that I’m not excited for this. But does No Limit have enough hits to compete with Cash Money? More importantly, who is even available at this point from No Limit?

Sinus infections and stepping outside thinking it was cooler weather do not go together.

Mother Nature needs to crank up that AC.

It sucks Sean Penn is who he is because there’s a lot that could be said about his performance in One Battle After Another.

😂😂😂😂😂

Shout out to @coachbennett.bsky.social and the Nike Run Club app for getting me here. Just amazing to see the progress.

Me. But with Dave Bautista.

This is a Dave Bautista fan page in case y’all weren’t aware.