proposal: everything stop sucking for one day
28.02.2026 19:25 — 👍 315 🔁 90 💬 14 📌 1proposal: everything stop sucking for one day
28.02.2026 19:25 — 👍 315 🔁 90 💬 14 📌 1illuminatty light
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December 2015: One Direction breaks up
Since December 2015: all of the horrible things that have happened
Coincidence?
It’s honestly exhausting explaining to my husband that Jared McCain is in the NBA and therefore my true husband.
I tried being patient but c’mon!
they should invent hairs that do not turn gray
23.02.2026 20:20 — 👍 101 🔁 28 💬 15 📌 2Technically, every lamp in Pompeii is a lava lamp
23.02.2026 19:12 — 👍 81 🔁 26 💬 2 📌 1sprinkling cinnamon sugar on my face to create the fumanchurro
23.02.2026 23:16 — 👍 53 🔁 19 💬 4 📌 0ikea snacks throughout the store you get from svending machines
23.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 57 🔁 20 💬 4 📌 0yes i’m happy to see you and yes that’s a phone light on in my pocket
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Announcing a 2nd season of Heated Rivalry already?
22.02.2026 16:22 — 👍 1629 🔁 232 💬 15 📌 1
wanna 🤝 wanna
fanta
crazy to think you get a bronze because you won your match and a silver because you lost yours
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I would like to replace our Secretary of Defense please 🇺🇸
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Black dog (no idea what kind) with really curly fur and it looks like hes wearing a Rick James wig
Im Rick James, bitch.
21.02.2026 21:56 — 👍 322 🔁 64 💬 20 📌 5people just don’t let the bodies hit the floor like they used to
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Know why I pulled you over?
"No sir"
1987, 7-11 on Main, you paid for Coke but filled your cup with Slurpee. We gotcha. We finally gotcha
my cat is now mad at me for calling his name as he was actively trying to hide
22.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 36 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0yea bro, let me get one ounce of your most philosophical weed
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❤️❤️❤️
22.02.2026 16:03 — 👍 184 🔁 24 💬 10 📌 0im too sexy to have this many sweaters
22.02.2026 06:47 — 👍 33 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0we need a savannah bananas for ice hockey that perform at the figure skate gala
22.02.2026 07:26 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
Holy Moly. What a hockey game.
USA wins 2-1 in overtime against Canada for the gold.
don’t confuse the ihatelos hashtag with the ih8los one
the second is the IHoP location 8 in Los Angeles
Hey Canada we’ll trade you one hockey gold metal for one sane president
22.02.2026 15:57 — 👍 120 🔁 29 💬 7 📌 1the Johnny Gaudreau jersey got me ❤️ 🇺🇸
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“STOP SMOKING AIDS”
Have to agree with Costco here
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Winds Suck Dicks
someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...
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