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Beyond Embarrassing! 🙄💥

I will never be able to forgive the people who voted for or enabled this horrendous fascist authoritarian shit.

I’m just not a big enough person, I guess.

#EpsteinFiles
#EpsteinFiles
#EpsteinFiles
#EpsteinFiles
#EpsteinFiles

Trump is a pedophile
Release the (real)Epstein files

DO NOT YOU CANNOT COMPLY YOUR WAY OUT OF TYRANNY OBEY

Today the 47 regimes holding a press conference to announce they’re sending 1000 National Guard into DC to beat up the homeless.

Know what we won’t hear?

A plan to lower the cost of anything or when they’re going to reveal the truth about Epstein & Maxwells sex trafficking ring.

pretty willing to believe that Tom Cotton’s interns have “no go zones” in DC, such as keeping at least 1000 feet away from schools and playgrounds

aging well, unfortunately 👇

The fact that Trans service members who are forced to leave the military are being denied early retirement pension if they are 15-19 years in, is angering and should anger all Americans.

Meanwhile the draft dodging fat-assed douche canoe clown balls of a President dodged the draft.

Preznit Fuckwit is going to get pantsed by his despot bestie Putin. again. and Judge Chutkan is back in the news!

Preznit Fuckwit is going to get pantsed by his despot bestie Putin. again.
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Trump is a pedophile!

“Kleptocracies frequently exist within authoritarian or dictatorial regimes where checks and balances on power are weak or nonexistent.”
Yep- that sounds about right.

Trump is such a small, vindictive, pathetic, insecure little man. In fact, Trump is no man at all. He’s the very antithesis of a man.

Have you listened to your boss lately, Bitch?

This makes me want to cry - Trump has destroyed the Rose Garden and turned it into a McDonald’s outside dining area

Trump is on another taxpayer-funded golf trip this morning

Trump Slips Off to Golf Club in Off-Schedule Trip Trump golf trips add up, cost taxpayers millions

Trump Slips Off to Golf Club in Off-Schedule Trip

Trump golf trips add up, cost taxpayers millions

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Trump working hard to bring down beef prices

5 things Trump did this week:

1. Threatened to take over DC

2. Ordered unconstitutional census

3. Called his Epstein files scandal “bullshit”

4. Got roasted by South Park again

5. Went on another taxpayer-funded golf trip

Nation in decline

Pritzker: "It's cheating. Donald Trump is a cheater. He cheats on his wives. He cheats at golf. And now he's trying to cheat the American people out of their votes."

If that's so, then aren't you releasing the files? 🤔

Does the GOP really want to put cognitive abilities on trial?? Have they listened to their Dear Leader lately?

Democracy Defenders Fund wants to know who at DOJ determined that Ghislaine Maxwell, a convicted sex offender, could be transferred to a minimum-security prison camp.
 
The group has filed a FOIA request for records about the transfer — including from Pam Bondi and Todd Blanche. tinyurl.com/4sj4uzyn

"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.

Texit

Let’s all wish Texas good luck with their plans for secession.

Kristi Noem Melts Down Over Her Face Melting Down On South Park A letter from God to Kristi Noem.

Thou shalt not cry about being mocked when you are literally the person in charge of ICE kidnapping people off the street.