MJ

Just when massively owned Semenyo gets defcon, Konsa who I own loses his CS to 10 men Sunderland. Villa turning complete dogshit was obviously so expected

Semenyo defcon 😂🤣
The one week where he's not done anything attacking wise

The worst part of my season is that the two main culprits that have caused my rank to be in the 7 million are Wirtz and Watkins. Having kept them for 5 grueling weeks, the shittiest thing will be for me to remove them now (which I am for sure) and then they haul. That'll feel fkin brutal

Watkins Konsa and Senesi for me to finish another shit GW in a shit season. Cannot wait to see the below scores at FT
BOU 2 (Semenyo x 2) - 1 NEW (can be anyone)
SUN 2-0 AVL

Wirtz no show as well effectively. 4 yellows in the entire game and he gets one of those after playing for 30 mins. Can't write it 🤣

Florian Wirtz you FPL superstar. Nothing for 4 GWs, gets benched in the 5th GW and then stunningly comes on and gets booked giving a zero pointer on bench boost.

I also removed Ndiaye who despite getting booked and having a tough away game has come out with 6 more pts than the summer signing star

Wirtz benched on a 4 pt hit bench boost at a 7.5 million rank. I might be the last ranked player in FPL globally and there will still be a way for it to get worse. What a season. 5th GW only but feels like an eternity. Feel like writing this season off already

Played Konsa last week (1 pt) benched Gudmundsson (9 pts). Reversed it this week as I had Ndiaye v Konsa and it's still backfired. A simple seemingly harmless switcheroo is also so costly. Love this game

OH WOOWWWWW IT'S GUDMUNDSSON OWN GOAL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Let's go, late Gudmundsson CS Wipeout. Ndiaye Watkins Mateta him and Richards are the ones I had in these games. 3 attackers all blanked and 1 of the 2 defenders also loses his CS in stoppage time. 😂😂😂

The only goal scorer of note across 5 games is a guy who more than half the game owns but I don't. That's just perfect innit

No Johnson for spurs. Wow. This season is crumbling pretty quickly, paid the premium for him over Kudus because his stats were far superior

Of course of course Semenyo is also on pens.

Murillo injured, 3 attackers in the games that are all 0-0, I miss the international break already

Yaa just feel crap coz I had it on Joao Pedro till the last 5 mins also and then changed to Salah

Horror start to my season, worst ever in my 12+ years of playing. Don't even know if I should WC because I didn't think I picked my GW1 team too badly, but it's all gone horribly wrong and I feel it might continue even if I WC

After what seemed like a promising start, Spurs are back to being their usual self I see.

Joao Pedro was class as CAM last game so obviously their ST gets injured and he moves to ST as soon as I transfer him in

Captain Mo? I did the same moves but currently on JP (c)

Is there a lot of gore? I'm going to watch it today

I did Palmer to Johnson and Guiu to Joao Pedro. JP ownership too high to bet against plus he'll be on pens this week but I wish I already had him or Wood as I want both this week onwards but am now stuck with Mateta

Palmer dropped in price wtf! Was no where near predicted! Waited till today to make transfers only coz he was not predicted to drop, as I was going to remove him anyway and now have lost 0.1 nice.

Is Onana currently the worst GK playing at a top level club? How bad is he. Both goals v Grimsby could have and should have been stopped

Just saw the Newcastle Liverpool highlights! That dummy from Szoboslai brought me back to the Bobby Firmino days! And that finish from a 16 year old, my word!

One of my worst FPL GWs ever and possibly my worst start to a FPL season. It's crazy so many picks that felt no brainer to me all failed miserably - Wirtz, Palmer, Watkins and other slightly riskier picks such as Joao Pedro, Wood, Kudus all hit it off like crazy. Long season ahead from 6.5m mark

4 players in the Palace Forest game and what a scoreline so far. Have Richards Anderson Murillo and Mateta. Both defenders have lost their CS with none of my players involved in the goals 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love it, this after I had only 10 pts so far before these games today

Could have gone Joao Pedro for tsb safety, could have gone for Wood for fixtures but chose Mateta as my 7.5m forward option! Nice!

Thank god Giui came on, otherwise I was getting a -1 from Gudmundsson come in for Palmer

I know it's early doors but this is shaping out to be my worst GW in FPL history

Mins risk Pedro playing the full 90 mins even when they are winning 5-1