At least they died doing what they loved, nobody

You're an all-star

Brucewayne

Would anyone instituting sharia law give a shit about a law a bunch of Christians passed?

Should I drink some? Would that prove it? Cuz I'll do it, I'm crazy

I think you messed up, I can see her

Be cheaper and faster to just die in the war

More like curnell

It's a good thing the voter is labeled

They're going to feel so dumb when they find out jesus ain't coming back
(He died)

That really turns my knob

I bet he's going to be an easy to work with pro-American leader right?

Tunnels, bridges, hospitals and schools should all be named after me- also trump

Don't worry, I got this one

Hmmm maybe I should watch hockey

Just Google "Donald Trump rule 34"

"Those boots won't lick themselves"

Fatality, that's why it's called "sudden death"

Two weeks out

My go to is "what do I owe you?"

If that's true why am I in my forties and still an idiot? Checkmate Sam

Okay but maybe his shitty computer program is worth more than your life?

It's the goddamned birds!! Open your eyes!

Who?

I'm sure he'd do it if he weren't so short on cash
*cough cough*

Is it pronounced wind ass or wind ass?