Matt Waldram

I know with some of the big coverage sites crashing, writers are looking for new options. If you want some in-depth, comprehensive screenplay feedback focused on getting your ideas across as clearly as possible, consider moi!

Real discussion:
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan

Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?

CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking

We cannot and must not rule this out.

I’ll get her to sign something you can set as your banner pic. The internet always respects evidence. (I’m the shortest guy in my family by about 5 inches!)

The WHOLE cab ride home was a lecture about (a) your cats, and (b) that you’re nicer than me and D. A successful visit!! (Was so nice to meet you after… about a decade?)

Two starbucks cups side by side, with the word “Meth” written on them, and a smiley face.

Bryan Cranston as Walter White in Breaking Bad, saying “Say my name.”

Well, I didn’t LOVE the Starbucks guys shouting my name in the airport just now.

far be it from me to tell scientists how to do their jobs but i feel like there might be value in surveying the <365 hot dogs per year demographic

I’m hiring a reporter for London Centric, looking for someone smart who can use a phone, knock on doors and wants to cause trouble. Don’t care if you’ve got qualifications, just want evidence of caring about news. Initial six month contract, pay above national rates. www.londoncentric.media/p/jobs

Hard agree. First time I persuaded D to try a sherbet fountain, she choked and asked “why does it burn?” (It doesn’t, she’s just an embarrassment). Anyway, bringing you some sherbet fountains.

Challenge… accepted.

Trying to remember what Danielle brought over before — pounds of sherbet, I imagine.

Gonna buy you so much Mr Kipling garbage!

@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social Question ONE - are we seeing you in NY in a few weeks? Question TWO - do you need a sack of Yorkshire Tea or any useless British shit bringing over?

Imagine making a horror film and the scariest bit is it makes people in the real world talk about Jimmy Savile.

Last re-post for anyone wondering why there's suddenly a million posts about Jimmy Savile.

Brexit, bootlicking, the bullets in the bandoliers - 28 YEARS LATER is the defining horror movie of modern Britain. Here’s why.

Giuseppe Grimaldi has logged on.

Nothing is funnier than the Spaceballs music.

Fuck. Yes.

Tweet from Laura Loomer that says "President Trump is not a child predator."

My "President Trump is not a child predator" tweet has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my tweet.

A Spotify playlist called "The Magnificent Mile" including the songs: - Chicago by Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - Magnificent by U2 - Just Blew in from the Windy City by Doris Day and Paul Weston - Saturday in the Park by Chicago - Sweet Home Chicago by The Blues Brothers The man of Metropolis Steals Our Hearts by Sufjan Stevens Via Chicago by Wilco - Pulaski at Night by Andrew Bird - Windy City by Sweer

Started outlining a new feature script with @adbarker.bsky.social last week. First crucial step was to spunk a whole week away making a playlist.

A shiny and enthusiastic high-five to anyone who can solve the subtle and cryptic clues to figure out where this one is set...

Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw, knowing not everyone has insurance, and lost of transport can ruin a life. A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines, and silver paintless sheen, of a Cybertruck

Perfect, no notes.

Oh no I am in danger of enjoying the Yurtel story too much

No money, only joke theft.

30k likes. Hope they’re monetising it somehow.

A post by @clapifyoulikeme has been screencapped and posted to Instagram reels. @Clapifyoulikeme: I have been thinking about this exchange all day… Jen Kirkman: “Every seafood restaurant in DC should have a special this week called Squid Pro Quo.” Brad Stark: “Actually, the expression is ‘QUID pro quo’ not ‘SQUID.’ It’s Latin.”

@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social Congratulations, you made it into my IG algorithm.

‘BEYONCÉ IS COMING TO SUNDERLAND’

fair play, that’s a decent signing

The Myth Of The ‘Undeniable’ Spec Script | Andrea Mann My debut spec screenplay was optioned by a Golden Globe-winning producer, and later Oscar-nominated actors were attached. Was it ‘undeniable’? No.

This is partly what i wrote about here: www.andreamann.com/blog/the-myt...

A stack of paperbacks of Eat Slay Love on a table beside a knife.

A friend will help you move on. A BEST friend will help you move the body.

Funny feminist thriller EAT SLAY LOVE is out in paperback in ONE WEEK. Includes kidnapping, murder, and three women who would kill for each other. You can pre-order here: bertsbooks.co.uk/product/eat-...

Kenyan agents bust plot to smuggle giant ants for sale to foreign insect lovers Four smugglers caught trying to transport thousands of live ants out of Kenya for sale on exotic pet markets in Europe and Asia will be sentenced for trafficking wildlife in a case being hailed as a milestone by the Kenya Wildlife Service.

so you’re saying they had ants in their pants www.reuters.com/world/africa...