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Scottish. Moved all over,but now in Dunfermline. 40+. Usually open to sarcasm, impolite jokes and politics. Liberal๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿ’™ Also on Threads, same username

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Post image 08.12.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10141    ๐Ÿ” 2455    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 173    ๐Ÿ“Œ 69

Watching Groundhog Day.

I wonder how often Bill Murray watches that movie.

09.12.2025 08:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s ten to nine in the morning and you wouldnโ€™t know dawn had broken. Itโ€™s raining all day and I wanted to nip out for some shopping today. Iโ€™m clearly going to have to wait until tomorrow.

09.12.2025 08:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Don Jr. Sparks Outrage After Startup Company He Backed Scores Massive Contract With Pentagon

The corruption never ends.

08.12.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1433    ๐Ÿ” 475    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 119    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36
Screenshot of a tweet from โ€œPolitics & Poll Trackerโ€ (@Politics_Polls). The tweet reads: โ€œPuck News: Up to 20 Republicans in the House are expected to announce retirements in the coming weeks.โ€ Below the text is an image of Speaker Mike Johnson standing in front of a blurred Capitol backdrop, looking down with a serious expression. A caption on the image reads: โ€œJohnsonโ€™s Career Crisis & The House G.O.P. Exodus.โ€

Screenshot of a tweet from โ€œPolitics & Poll Trackerโ€ (@Politics_Polls). The tweet reads: โ€œPuck News: Up to 20 Republicans in the House are expected to announce retirements in the coming weeks.โ€ Below the text is an image of Speaker Mike Johnson standing in front of a blurred Capitol backdrop, looking down with a serious expression. A caption on the image reads: โ€œJohnsonโ€™s Career Crisis & The House G.O.P. Exodus.โ€

They see the writing on the wall and don't want to spend all of 2027-28 in the minority defending Trump from investigations and impeachment.

08.12.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1662    ๐Ÿ” 304    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 105    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26
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Trump: "We're also gonna give the tractor companies, John Deere and all of the companies that make the equipment, we're gonna take off a lot of the environmental restrictions that they have on machinery. It's ridiculous. I know b/c I buy a lot of that machinery... it's not as good as the old days."

08.12.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 353    ๐Ÿ” 80    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 126    ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

Old McDonald didnโ€™t have a farm. The song doesnโ€™t go anywhere from there.

08.12.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Trump on John Deere: "We're gonna say, 'you're gonna reduce the prices.' They're gonna have to reduce their prices. Because farming equipment has gotten too expensive ... in many cases, you need about a 185 IQ to turn on a lawnmower."

08.12.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 593    ๐Ÿ” 132    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 302    ๐Ÿ“Œ 145
ICE Lowered Their Recruiting Standards And The Results Were Predictable
YouTube video by Farron Balanced ICE Lowered Their Recruiting Standards And The Results Were Predictable

ICE have lowered their recruiting standards so low that some criminals are getting in.

Wearing a mask wonโ€™t be anything new but theyโ€™ll struggle to stay still when they hear police sirens and resist the urge to make up an alibi when the meet cops.
youtu.be/-JSTX9PLd_4?...

08.12.2025 21:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Prime Minister of Poland. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ

06.12.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14325    ๐Ÿ” 3361    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 511    ๐Ÿ“Œ 192

Weโ€™ve had no detailed reports of the MRI scan on Donald Trump and he doesnโ€™t remember much about it. Maybe they never did it. Maybe they slid him in, turned on a coffee maker and then told him theyโ€™d done it, handing him someone elseโ€™s results.

06.12.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A war criminal without a war It's just murder.

New in PN: A war criminal without a war

"Weโ€™re watching the flimsy justifications fall apart in real time. They can try to shift the blame. They can try to say that people clinging to wreckage for dear life are somehow an active threat. But in the end, itโ€™s just murder."

05.12.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11557    ๐Ÿ” 3749    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 529    ๐Ÿ“Œ 218
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Koh: I think what we are seeing is what the founding fathers feared the most, which is the collapse of our checks and balances. The Supreme court is supposed to be a co-equal branch of government. It's basically a mouthpiece for Donald Trump at this point.

05.12.2025 03:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3502    ๐Ÿ” 968    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 94    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51

I love Paul Verhoeven but I hate that we live in one of his movies.

05.12.2025 05:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 254    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

They might prefer to wake up to the breaking news that heโ€™s gone into hospital, followed by his death, so they can solemnly mourn him(and canonise him at the same time). But going the Woodrow Wilson route would raise questions they never want to answer and issues they donโ€™t want to deal with.

05.12.2025 07:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The worst case scenario for them may no longer be his death. They might be relieved by it. The true worst case is if he lapses into a coma for his last few weeks. Not dead, just hanging on.

Theyโ€™ve been dodging the 25th Amendment for ages, along with everything else.๐Ÿ‘‡

05.12.2025 07:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thereโ€™s obviously loads of discussion about Trumpโ€™s health. Definitely he is looking the grim reaper in the eye. But I think the Republicans would welcome his death more than most of us๐Ÿ‘‡

05.12.2025 07:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nope. They need a complete restart.

05.12.2025 07:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bought it, but I also bought Metroid Prime and Iโ€™m working my way through that first.

05.12.2025 06:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tbh I think Prime 4 deserves more credit for being the first game in the series with a good original soundtrack in 18 years

05.12.2025 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He commits crimes against humanity to stop โ€œdrug traffickersโ€ while pardoning a notorious drug trafficker.

He attacks veterans while committing treason.

Make it stop.

04.12.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11835    ๐Ÿ” 2794    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 394    ๐Ÿ“Œ 103

really funny to see someone refer to a metroid game as "a metroidvania." oh word?

05.12.2025 02:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1080    ๐Ÿ” 85    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Have they forgotten the movie โ€œClear and Present Dangerโ€, which started with the death of the Presidentโ€™s old pal, who turned out to have drug connections?

Wonder how theyโ€™d feel if the President attacked their boat?

05.12.2025 06:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The new National Security Strategy of the U.S. contains some pretty explicit white nationalism:

โ€œWe want to support our allies in preserving the freedom and security of
Europe, while restoring Europeโ€™s civilizational self-confidence and Western identity.โ€

05.12.2025 05:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1271    ๐Ÿ” 503    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 91    ๐Ÿ“Œ 80

The funny thing about people complaining about Star Trek Starfleet Academy by calling it Star Trek 90210 is that Beverly Hills 90210 is a very dated reference.

Also they clearly didnโ€™t understand the trailer. These arenโ€™t privileged kids.

05.12.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 196    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Any sense of justice or a functioning government?

05.12.2025 06:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

imagine US political culture if Ford hadn't pardoned Nixon, and instead he went to jail

04.12.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11129    ๐Ÿ” 1627    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 418    ๐Ÿ“Œ 132

I took a short break from going to the cinema and now there are at least 4 on my โ€œto-doโ€ list, including Wicked, Zootropolis 2 and possibly Eternity. I used to really enjoy going to the cinema, but I also used to live less than a mile away.

05.12.2025 06:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We *still* havenโ€™t seen the Epstein files? I thought they passed a bill more than a couple weeks ago. They need to get on with it.

05.12.2025 06:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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