David Mitchell

KERNEN: It's a big leap to go to 'rigged' with the jobs reports. And it undermines confidence in the system.

TRUMP: Give me a break

Greg Abbott orders the arrest of Democratic lawmakers.

At a town hall in PA-10 and I’ve never heard people so angry. Our Rep is the worm Scott Perry who deserves a dump truck of shit on him. But the people here are also furious that the Dem currently running against him is Janelle Stelson — seen as a worthless pawn of the rich.

Your OBGYN needs more of a sense of humour.

Had an appointment yesterday morning with my gynecologist and playfully called him a "privates investigator," which he didn't seem to like very much.

For you people in Texas, a gynecologist is a type of doctor who attends to women's health needs.

I’m excited to be joining Stephen Colbert tonight on “The Late Show.”

Back in 2013, I joined “The Colbert Report” to discuss how we build an economy that works for the many, not just the few.

The fact that nobody around him has told him this isn’t how numbers work shows you how afraid of him everyone who works for him is.

Or that he’s really hired the dumbest people possible and they don’t know either.

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Right, because that’s a priority, not calling for the release of the Epstein files.
#EpsteinFiles

Party of criminals

Haven’t read it, but I’m curious.

Starting Saturday with coffee and comics.

Grizzly.

Mockler: We are currently building on-the-ground and online movements at the same time so we can beat this gangster regime and stop what they are doing

BIG energy at the MoveOn event in Arizona yesterday.

Once again, my fellow nerds, I am begging you to remember that giving into bullies only guarantees they'll be back.

You've got to punch Biff Tannen in the face, McFly, or he'll rule over you forever.

🧵This is the official transcript of the videotaped deposition of Ghislaine Maxwell.

This is the deposition that Maxwell fought to hide.

Held at the law offices of Boies, Schiller & Flexer, on April 22, 2016 in NYC

The transcript is more than 400 pages long, 7 hours of depositions held over 2 days

He would, in fact, literally get called everything under the sun. I can even imagine crowds of people working it into a football chant.

I don’t even watch football, but I’d tune in if enough people did that.

It's possible that Nigel Farage can't walk around the West End after 9pm because thousands of passers-by would call him a cunt, I can see that.

So...what about the Epstein Files?

LAPD Chaplain Avoids Jail After Secretly Recording Men in Stadium Restroom Ryan Caplette, a former LAPD detective, chaplain and 2017 Big Brother of the Year, recieved no jail time after plea deal cleared record despite filming dozens of victims

LAPD Detective charged with 75 counts for filming men’s genitalia at Anaheim stadium bathroom takes plea to avoid jail time. After completing mental health counseling, his record was wiped clean.

open.substack.com/pub/filmthep...

And it would be the religious one, wouldn’t it?

Disgusting.

goddam that's right.

Uber Driver: “Yeah, I like the freedom of the job. I get to set my own hours and nobody tells me what to do.”
Me: “Take the next left.”

There is no universe in which political control of the statistics improves the quality of the statistics.

Either that, or a plaque that says,”Paid for with cancelled Medicaid”.

When it’s finished, I hope it’ll be called the Trump ballroom. Genuinely the only time I really want him to put his name on something.

Then we’ll all know who to blame.

New York has entered the chat 💬