David Mitchell

DOJ's recent 6th Circuit filing misspelled:

Voters as “Votors”
Emergency as "Emeregency"
United States as "United Staes"

And, it included a non-party in the caption.

These are the people who want access to your sensitive voting records and who my team fights in court every day.

I admit, yes that is a nice looking computer.

The Sony Hit-Bit 101 is the most beautiful computer ever made.

whenever there's reporting on incels I say it again: incels say they want to get laid but they do not want to get laid. they do not like sex. they do not want sex. they want to hurt people and the lack of sex is their excuse

Does her second statement mean the Iranians are the good guys?

Tell them they’re headed to actual frontlines and see how quickly they find other jobs.

Pres Trump told me tonight the US had identified possible candidates to take over Iran, but they were killed in the initial attack. "The attack was so successful it knocked out most of the candidates," Trump told me. "It's not going to be anybody that we were thinking of because they are all dead. Second or third place is dead."

complete insanity

Hell. Hell is where you go.

Milestone (1993) should all still be going. If Detective and Action Comics can be in the 1000s and various Justice Leaguers can have books in the 700s, all the classic Milestone books should be in the 200 to 300s by now.

This is what comes of believing your own press.

The operation name “Epic Fury” is ridiculous. It might as well come with a mission statement that reads “We’ve all got big dicks and are incredibly hung and anyone who says differently is lying.”

It’s too over the top. It’s like they’ve been watching Michael Bay movies and taking them seriously.

Iran's supreme leader is dead, Donald Trump confirms — Sky News The Iranian supreme leader has been killed in strikes on the country, Donald Trump says. The US and Israel have targeted Iran's leaders in

Iran's supreme leader is dead, says Donald Trump.

I’m going to need a more reliable source. I assume the rest of you are also waiting on better information.

What Ayatollah Khamenei could do(assuming he’s not dead) is pretend to be a ghost just to prank Trump.
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They told you a great many terrible things would happen if you voted for Kamala.

They didn’t mention that most of them were in the Republican policy platform.

They told me if I voted for Kamala the US would continue to be involved in foreign wars, and they were right!

Keep the Epstein files in the foreground. Turn off news that only talks about the diversionary war.

So Fuck-Knuckles is going with war on Iran.

Makes even less sense than the second Gulf War.

Has anyone told him he can’t bomb the Epstein files out of existence? Or erase them from the public consciousness?

Every time there’s an arrest or a trial, it’ll come right back.

Screenshot of an X post by Acyn noting reports that the U.S. military accidentally shot down a U.S. drone with a laser. The post quote-tweets an earlier clip of Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth speaking at the White House with President Trump seated nearby. A Fox News chyron reads, “Hegseth speaks on Boeing fighter jet contract.”

Seeing reports of toilet back ups and hours long waits for the bathrooms on an air craft carrier.

Screenshot of an X post by New York City Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani stating he had a productive meeting with President Trump and looks forward to building more housing in NYC. The embedded image shows Mamdani standing beside Trump in the Oval Office. Trump is seated at the Resolute Desk, smiling and holding up New York Daily News front pages, with U.S. flags and military service flags visible behind them.

Mamdani knows how to please a stupid vain leader while getting his demands met.

Podtrac’s first-ever multi-channel rankings for January have The MeidasTouch Podcast at number 1.

Big corporations have million-dollar budgets.

We've got something better. You.

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Screenshot of an X post by Ron Filipkowski stating, “The first US Cabinet happened in 1789,” quote-tweeting Secretary Sean Duffy, who posted “Best cabinet since 1776 🇺🇸” alongside a group photo of Cabinet members posing together in a formal room.

Why do they always confuse the Declaration of Independence with the Constitution?

Less a cabinet, more of a toolbox.

Hybrid car with powered by Jesus sticker

It’s a hybrid so it’s only partially powered by Jesus

I don’t think anybody will see this post because Bluesky is broken. But rest assured this is a problem the platform inherited from the Biden administration

And large state visits. He’s dreaming, of course. No future president is going to introduce foreign leaders to the ugliest ballroom in the world - unless they want to share a good laugh. Place is out of use until some other president comes along with equally bad taste.

Great news for America, and our wonderful White House! The Judge on the case of what will be the most beautiful Ballroom anywhere in the World, has just thrown out, and completely erased, the effort to stop its construction. As everyone knows, not one dollar of Taxpayer money is being spent, but rather, all money necessary to build this magnificent building is being put up by Patriot Donors and Contributors. The Ballroom construction, which is anticipated to also handle future Inaugurations and large State Visits, is ahead of schedule, and under budget. It will stand long into the future as a symbol to the Greatness of America! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

I regret to inform you that Trump is not only ballroom posting again but also pushing his weird idea that it will be used for “future inaugurations”

we dont have the money for universal health care but we have tons of money for concentration camps and a surveillance society

Danish PM calls snap election with Greenland issue centre-stage The issue of Greenland, which Donald Trump wants to annex, is likely to dominate the election campaign.

Note to Donnie: you’re not running in this election.

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The “blame the previous administration” line is just code for “I have no intention of dealing with this, don’t bother me about it.”