Allan

5 million dollars would heal me

just need a hug from a big muscular man

Hello!

Wished to Santa for cocks in my DM’s so he must not be real 😢

Is this true?? 😜

Disease not in the top 5 you’re canceled babe

they say “DM to get the alt” but I’m too shy

This pickle? Divaaaa

holding space for defying gravity at our thanksgiving table this year 🫂🍗

hair up

K it’s been three weeks on here, so here I am, messy hair and all

Stayed home alone on Thanksgiving anxiety-writing a term paper.

Well?

Happy “My Spotify Wrapped just called me the f-slur” Season!

Who’s fucking a pumpkin pie tomorrow?

take me with you 🥺

a woman with blonde hair is sitting in a red chair holding a bottle of water . ALT: a woman with blonde hair is sitting in a red chair holding a bottle of water .

me getting ready to flirt with y’all but then remembering I’m a goblin

I’ll take mine with sausage

Depression: manifested
Sleep schedule: fucked
Weight loss: reversed
Isolation: iron-clad
Saboteur: inner

We are so fucking back!!!!

the loneliness manifests at night but it’s hard to make friends at 3am on a weekday!

🤤🤤🤤

the way I had an experience similar to this with my ex husband

cock

the hunter-gatherers should have been meaner

Sometimes I feel like I started grad school just to mask all the other ways I’m sabotaging my life 😂😮‍💨

My toxic trait is saying “I’ll let you know” then proceeding to carry on with my life

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