Misty Malarky Boom Bang

Just grab a towel, down a few Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters and hope for the best...

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Call your senators, stat! Don’t let them surrender!

a man in a suit and hat is saying i did , but i did n't want to . Alt: Titus from Kimmy Schmidt, in a suit and hat is saying “I did, but I didn't want to.

Jimmy's back, but he's not back in all markets bc of the anti-American media barons who own so many stations including in DC. So you gotta hit those guys where it hurts- in the pocketbook. Here’s who advertised tonite at 11:30
Safe Step Tubs
Dulles Kia
Skechers
Wendy’s
Jeep
Cirque Du Soliel
Kia

“There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Boyardee, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.”

Green Smoke billowing signifies the election of Pope Deep Dish Pizza.

Wait- doesn't the election of a Chicagoan Pope get green smoke?

Stephen did more prep for this than the entire Trump administration

“Be Careful How You Talk to Us”: Trump Appointee Gets an Earful in Anacostia - Washingtonian Cora Masters Barry laid into interim US Attorney Ed Martin at a meeting Tuesday.

Go, Cora! You let them know what’s what!

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Dozen Teslas torched outside French dealership: authorities A dozen Teslas were torched in France in what authorities are treating as an arson attack, the prosecutor's office said Monday.

Quel dommage!

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Correct. If the birthdate field contains corrupt or mismatched data, it defaults to 1875-05-20, which serves as a flag. May 20, 1875, is the day the international standards and metrics treaty was signed. Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works.

Good news!

Art as resistance.

Truth! Never use the name of that devil man who fired all the air traffic controllers. The disrespect! (It's Marion Barry Airport to me.)

Sanctuary Movement redux!

Person wrote "clown car" in chalk on sidewalk next to a CyberTruck.

Note on car windshield: "You willingly gave your money to a Nazi for this ugly ass car?? Fucking nerd."

People are registering displeasure with Cybertruck owners.

How to Keep Tabs on ICE Agents Who May Be Surveilling Your Neighborhood Here’s a step-by-step guide.

News you should use...
www.teenvogue.com/story/ice-wa...

Lucy from Twin Peaks

Isabelle from Animal Crossing

YouTube video by POLLOIDER Wilson Pickett and Bee Gees Hey Jude

I DO know who needs to hear this and it’s all y’all. This was at the height of Watergate. We can still have joy! If you make it to 2:54 you will hear angel sounds! youtu.be/KoQ2RglvBl4

Beloved soul singer of ‘60s hit songs dies at 83 One of the singer's biggest hits has appeared in many popular movies and television shows

Ugh, everything is literally on fire and somehow I missed this?! I knew 2025 was gonna be the worst, but its really outdoing itself!
RIP to an artist with one of my fave voices.

the flag of maryland has a red white and yellow pattern ALT: the flag of maryland has a red white and yellow pattern

I knew this would be how this would end- but I didn't count on it so seriously scrambling my "Maryland Pride" radar.

a police officer is walking down the street with a bag and says " i 'm just goofin " ALT: a police officer is walking down the street with a bag and says " i 'm just goofin "

Okay if you are calling the cops on D3 in a McDonald's in ALTOONA you are a clear class traitor.

It physically hurt!

It got brutal, but I was most upset by the Marian Barry misinformation and the fact they were trying to make me believe that Toronto is Hillcrest.

It turned Silence of the Lambs real fast!

Congrats to our new Director of National Security!

Eleanor Holmes Norton- the shadow rep they'll never see coming.

the scene from The Witch (2015) where Black Phillip asks Thomasin "wouldst thou like to live deliciously". it has been recaptioned "aren't thou tired of being nice? wouldst thou like to go ape shit"

The VVitch (2015)