𝐘𝐮è 𝐐ī𝐧𝐠𝐲𝐮á𝐧//岳清源

. . . Shidi, that's creepy as hell.

Court him properly, Mu-Shidi is very dear to us. [And necessary, too.]

If he got pregnant then we'd have to plan ahead to avoid getting injured as much as possible.

We've both been rather busy lately. [Small nod.]

. . .

Are you truly planning to get Mu-shidi pregnant?

Wait for the other pregnancies to be done with.

Just like you wanted, good job at training them~.

[Wife's fucking nuts way of training somehow seem to work, so.]

. . . Shixiong thinks they'll be neat!

. . . A battlescar from the baby?

[He's taking him to get that checked. Anyways.]

You'll have plenty.

Ah- . . . [Picks him up?!]

I'm- I'm glad that our baby is strong! But you must still go to Mu-Shidi's...

Mmh? What news?

[He's interested! Do tell!]

. . . I'll make a comfortable environment for your hiding.

[He'll need blankets and pillows and - plenty food.]

I didn't expect you to care so much... This husband should've asked.

Do you want to hide until birth? Like a cat?

Is that why you're hiding?

Oh there you are!

I said that I miss my wife and wife did not appear.

Have I been left to my own devices once more?

I miss my wife.

Now you're just twisting my words... [Sighs, as expected of his dear Xiao Jiu. Anyways.]

He does eat a lot, I make sure of that. But he needs to rest, for the baby's safety.

And I try to entertain him in other ways... He just doesn't have more hobbies.

Ow! [Covering his head, please have pity on this poor Shixiong!]

I feed shidi a lot! It's most of what I do... And keep him from running into battle, he doesn't understand that our baby isn't stronger than a regular one.

. . . You hadn't noticed? It's visible by now- um, he's pregnant. [He's not looking him in the eye while saying that.]

It was on purpose. That's important to clarify.

Please abstain from that, shidi has to give birth from somewhere. [He obediently finds a seat for himself, this place is pretty nice.]

I'm more like a capybara.

Isn't that biological marriage?

We're having a baby.

. . . Aren't you my wife?

I miss my wife.

Shidi and I often see each other by late afternoon... But I can't guarantee he won't break through the window any time.

[Liu-shidi just loves doing that! And he finds it endearing.]

He just loves hunting, I adviced him not to bring any severed heads for you, though.

Good . . . And can we have romantic time after dinner? Please?

A bit of everything.

[He won't go into detail about what that means.]

Are you sure? Your legs felt a bit stiff... [Last time he felt them, that is!]

Shixiong is simply worrying.

Shidi must do stretching exercises for an easy birth, remember that.

. . . Do you think it'll be a girl? The baby, I mean.