Grace Johnson

Aight im on here more now…
High minded thoughts and shit posts galore

Bluesky is the last “free” social media app.

All I want for Christmas is a remote job

Reporting live from the whore coven of Sabrina Carpenter where we all mimic fellatio and Dance like Tina Belcher

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Me out the shower:
If you not thicc you won’t understand

He enacted his plan in Samoa and killed 83 ppl. But I almost want him in place cuz he’s more bumbling than who they could replace him with

I ate rice with a spoon today. So I could experience life from the perspective of someone driven by greed and self-indulgence.

Where’s Black Sky at?

“Nude beach in New Jersey” encompasses the absurdity at the heart of every joke I ever want to write… but alas it’s a real thing. I want to go, from an anthropological perspective.