He needs to compose a hell of a defence. But that's not his forte. I can see him doing 7/8 time behind bars.
01.03.2026 07:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@alhatchauthor.bsky.social
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He needs to compose a hell of a defence. But that's not his forte. I can see him doing 7/8 time behind bars.
01.03.2026 07:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Haha yeah I said this yesterday, we're supposed to imagine all those terrible scary brown men making their wives and daughters vote Green, the bastards.
Lol
Green won because...
*checks notes*...
they got out the vote.
Lab-rFUK-Con are all racist fucking shitweasels.
They need to scream about "sending our troops to war", "American war dead", "US troops sent into another mid-east war thanks to Trump." on every network and every platform, all Dems asking "How many American lives is Trump sacrificing?"
28.02.2026 20:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Christ that's terrible. And a shameless attempt to launder Farage's loss by associating him with a winner. Nauseating tosh, as usual from Lk.
28.02.2026 19:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bored of peace.
28.02.2026 13:09 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0More than Advance UK π€£
27.02.2026 19:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I had no idea George Galloway had endorsed Hannah Spencer and I doubt the voters did either. Also nearly 5k majority is not just "pushed over the line".
27.02.2026 17:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What, and I mean this most sincerely, the FUCK?
27.02.2026 17:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We don't tolerate the intolerable.
27.02.2026 15:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Haha, like Andy Murray is British when he wins, and Scottish when he loses, today Labour are "progressives" just like the Greens, and the progressives won, hurrah!
27.02.2026 12:58 β π 32 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I have a feeling Boston might have written the best driving song of the 20th century. Actually it's...
...more than a feeling...
Yeah I can't imagine anyone coercing a family member to vote Green!
27.02.2026 11:26 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Apparently they saw 32 "instances of family voting". Thirty-fucking-two. Remind me what the Green's majority was, 5000 plus?
27.02.2026 11:07 β π 18 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1Yes, to borrow a phrase heard a lot last week... Reform won the "small final" lol
27.02.2026 09:24 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Manchester Green Party graphic on a green background with hannah spencer. itβs a green win! the gorton and denton residents chose hope, not hate. hereβs to change. thank you very much to all of our volunteers that helped elect hannah, our 5th Green MP and 1st in the north!
β
Hope HAS WON!
πͺ Only the GREENS can take on Farage
π¬π§ Politics has changed forever
πͺ Hannah the Plumber is now Hannah Spencer the MP for Gorton and Denton!
π The FIRST NORTHERN GREEN MP
π₯ Labour have been replaced
π« Reform's rise has been halted. Hate has been defeated.
Brilliant meme for today. But...
Turns out there IS a market for jewellery that looks like snot, Percy!
Hannah Spencer speaks following her victory in the Gorton and Denton byelection. Photograph: Temilade Adelaja/Reuters In an emotional victory speech, Spencer β who becomes the fifth Green party MP β said people were being βbled dryβ. She said: βInstead of working for a nice life, weβre working to line the pockets of billionaires. Weβre being bled dry. And I donβt think itβs extreme or radical to think that working hard should get you a nice lifeβ. Spencer emphasised community solidarity and said she would call out politicians βwho constantly scapegoat and blame our communities for all the problems in society. My Muslim friends and neighbours are just like me β human.β
Sorry, version with alt text and link to Guardian news article.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Thrilled for Hannah Spencer in the Gorton and Denton by-election. Proof (as if we needed it) that Labour's attempt to chase votes on the right has driven us lefties away. Idiots.
#VoteGreen
#UkLabour is over.
Stunning and historic result in the Gordon and Denton parliamentary by-election in the UK.
The anti-genocide Green Party led by Zack Polanski has won the seat from Keir Starmer's governing Labour Party.
Nigel Farage's Reform UK and its odious candidate Matt Goodwin beaten.
Final vote tally as Greens win by-election We can now bring you the full voting tallies: Green Party - 14,980 Reform UK - 10,578 Labour Party - 9,364 Conservative Party - 706 Liberal Democrats - 653
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!! Morgan McSweeney, Keir Starmer, Peter Mandelson....you boys took a HELL of a beating tonight.
@greenpartyhan.bsky.social @zackpolanski.bsky.social This is just the beginning.
I am so buzzing this morning. Yessss!
27.02.2026 06:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Restore Britain plan to "deport" more than 1 in 60 of us. Look down your own street. Imagine 2, 3 or 4 whole families gone. Expelled from the UK. Repeated across the whole country.
Rupert Lowe is insane.
Used to take my kids to national gymnastics centre in Gorton. Had KFC from Denton. This story needs work.
26.02.2026 22:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What the absolute f*ck?
26.02.2026 21:19 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wapo simply out here normalising fascism again. The real headline should be "Trump plans to steal midterms with illegal power grab".
26.02.2026 21:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hannah and Zack in a park
Green Menaces - letβs go. π
Huge huge thanks to everyone whoβs backed this campaign and shown it so much love.
Now we leave nothing on the pitch. Letβs get this over the line.
Vote Green.
Join us: join.greenparty.org.uk
I agree.
26.02.2026 09:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Both in the US and here in the UK, all major parties have been silent for 50 years on the benefits of immigration, while quietly enacting policies that allow the 1% to exploit immigrants for cheap labour. I fucking hate it.
26.02.2026 09:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0