🔺️Slam Campbell🔺️

Large white man, me, having just worked out. Large, but not super lean. Wearing a black strap tank top, red shorts, red sunglasses, blue Bandana on his wrist. Red bushy beard and moustache. Hes bald, and has a bunch of tattoos on his body, holding a green phone for this selfie.

Same guy, turned slightly the other direction. Still large and miserable looking.

Now from the front facing camera. Just big.

"Im no snack, im a meal"

Fuck you, im a buffet. A miserable English bastard buffet.

Angie Dickinson killed JFK in the nude? Incredible.

If a guy came up to me and flirted woth an impeccable Brak voice, that would definitely be a point in their column.

But.... are you? Gonna suck it? Whatever it is.

Ive always been of the mind that if I won a stupid level of money there would be so many artists I would buy so much shit from.
Like the Ferengi Great Marerial Continuum, that money will move about.

"Would you still love me if I was a worm?"
Me as a worm:

If i jad access to Thin Mints every time I bought weed, id be the sole person keeping Thin Mints in business.

Never fall for a mark.
Unless they're tall handsome rich and nice.

I need him like the ax needs the turkey.

Episode 239: Is It Mitochondrial Camp?

It’s Sarah’s birthday, so Sam and Warren joined her to discuss The Lady Eve, the silliest film this side of Conneckticut.

open.spotify.com/episode/7dEv...

Its a difficult wank, but ill prove them wrong

I feel like im watching a Numbers Station.

Well, at least its getting some spotlight.
Unlike its sibling show: Tigersharks.

I never knew this. Id only seen episodes sporadically. And figured it was an 80s show that plops you down in the middle of the action and goes "dont worry kids, these guys are going to have adventures!"

Were they born that way, or created in a lab, or is this a process that can be done to you? Are these people living Tetsuo the Iron Man?

Why is there a humanoid species of clown aliens?

Can we get good trains to connect our major cities, like Japan has?
Also not go to war with Iran?
And UBI would be nice.

"Partly metal
Partly real."
Is metal not real in the future?

*15 seconds of bespoke atonal screaming*
Welcome the Weekend At Effy's! Clean the blood out of your ears.

Under-appreciated at the time, and sorely missing from our current film-scape.

I wonder if they can be sued into the ground for that...

Well, guess I gotta watch The Lowdown now.

A kitchen counter with a cursed square waffle and cursed waffle iron on it with that “optimally packed 17 squares” layout that is deeply unsettling to look at. The outer parts are aligned to a square but there are 7 squares in the middle at various angles and it looks like complete nonsense but it is in fact the most compact way to store 17 squares in a larger square. I have no idea where this came from and whoever made it should go to jail.

You may not like it, but this is the optimal way to construct a waffle with exactly 17 squares.

I wonder if i could ever be friends with an Ashmore.

Same.
Its nice n moody

So bold.
So brave.
But where does this land Heathcliff?

Its someone's birthday, and AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD we're gonna cover a movie with more twists than a production of Oliver!: Into The Oliverse.

This week.

Why is the cast filled woth children?

Got that Nick Walker vascularity coming

The kind of goon the other goons move over for because im a much LAGRER goon who has suddenly shown up to solo fight the hero.
I get pushed into a furnace or a giant blender easily.