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my mom thinks i’m funny β€’ she/her

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David Lynch ass shot right here

23.02.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

πŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯² i keep forgetting you’re in southern ca now πŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯²πŸ₯²

21.02.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I almost went to Disney jail

21.02.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œLast time I saw you, you were SO MUCH heavier!!”

no shit bitch i just had a baby..the fuck??? πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

21.02.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Popped into a Chili’s before my next flight. Stoked they’re serving breakfasts because I was not prepared to a house a burger at 8:30am.

19.02.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Showing my boyfriend Breaking Bad and with every rewatch I get more and more pissed at how shitty fans were to Skyler. My girl deserves so much better.

15.02.2025 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1302    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 10
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I’m looking for a valentine,

14.02.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 267    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0
14.02.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 359    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
a portrait of two women murdering man

a portrait of two women murdering man

trying to view positive content

14.02.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5095    πŸ” 466    πŸ’¬ 162    πŸ“Œ 56
Sabrina Carpenter - Please Please Please ft. Dolly Parton
YouTube video by SabrinaCarpenterVEVO Sabrina Carpenter - Please Please Please ft. Dolly Parton

I love the implication here that Dolly is helping Sabrina hide Barry Keoghan’s body. youtu.be/YiQ7qiL73aI?...

14.02.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Billy Bob Thornton in S1 of Fargo is one of my all-time favorite characters.

Perfectly written and acted.

10.02.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1850    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 156    πŸ“Œ 12
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Thinking about Raven drowning CM Punk with beer

11.02.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ted Nugent 
@TedNugent
hey Kendrick Lamar you suck!
8:32 PM β€’ Feb 9, 2025

Ted Nugent @TedNugent hey Kendrick Lamar you suck! 8:32 PM β€’ Feb 9, 2025

Ted Nugent - Wikipedia:
Relationships with teenage girls

Nugent's 1981 song "Jailbait" describes having sex with a 13-
year-old girl. He admitted to several affairs with
underage girls in a Behind the Music episode. Musician
Courtney Love claims that she performed oral sex on Nugent
when she was 12. On a later occasion she said she
was 14.

In 1978, Nugent began a relationship with 17-year-old Hawaii
native Pele Massa. However, they could not marry due to the
age difference. To get around this, Nugent joined Massa's
parents in signing documents to make himself her legal
guardian.

Ted Nugent - Wikipedia: Relationships with teenage girls Nugent's 1981 song "Jailbait" describes having sex with a 13- year-old girl. He admitted to several affairs with underage girls in a Behind the Music episode. Musician Courtney Love claims that she performed oral sex on Nugent when she was 12. On a later occasion she said she was 14. In 1978, Nugent began a relationship with 17-year-old Hawaii native Pele Massa. However, they could not marry due to the age difference. To get around this, Nugent joined Massa's parents in signing documents to make himself her legal guardian.

guy with a literal "relationships with teenage girls" section on Wikipedia didn't like Kendrick Lamar

what a surprise

10.02.2025 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7867    πŸ” 1289    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 58

The funniest part about this is that no one gets paid to perform during the halftime show, so she just did this as a final fuck you to her bitch ass ex.

10.02.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Every Drake felt that. Former Detroit Red Wing Dallas Drake. Drake from Drake & Josh. 16th century explorer Sir Francis Drake. Drake Mallard, the mild-mannered alter ego of Darkwing Duck. Mandrake the Magician. That sh*t was like Order 66 for Drakes.

10.02.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1479    πŸ” 278    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 29
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Cowgirl Aja Kong Appreciation Enforcement Post (Do Not Pass Without Appreciating)

09.02.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 203    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Congrats to Drake on setting the world record for Most People Calling You a Pedophile at Once. #SuperBowl

10.02.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 996    πŸ” 166    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5
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09.02.2025 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 290    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 5

This Super Bowl is for the haters

10.02.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 612    πŸ” 138    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 11
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia title card. Black background, white text. Text "The Gang Wins the Super Bowl, Again."

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia title card. Black background, white text. Text "The Gang Wins the Super Bowl, Again."

Go Birds.

10.02.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

rest in peace Chazmo

10.02.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 731    πŸ” 88    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 12
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Serena was an iconic moment

10.02.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5575    πŸ” 820    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 89

the princess of genovia knows whats up

10.02.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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SERENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

10.02.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5142    πŸ” 735    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 67

That β€œHE GETS US” ad is funded by an extreme right wing org. Using Johnny Cash’s cover of Depeche Mode’s β€œPersonal Jesus” - a scathing critique of right-wing televangelists preying on the unwary - is a spectacular self-own.

10.02.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4386    πŸ” 1141    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 60
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What’s Up With Those He Gets Us Super Bowl Ads? And more importantly, what are their ties to anti-LGBTQ hate groups?

Reminder that the "He Gets Us" Jesus ads are connected to anti-LGBTQ+, anti-abortion hate groups decider.com/2023/02/12/h...

10.02.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 669    πŸ” 362    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 18

TIL that Cinnamoroll is a boy and a dog.

05.02.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that the American government can't fight back against a man who was almost destroyed by Azealia Banks is crazy.

04.02.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 724    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 19
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Kevin Ku, everybody! πŸ”₯ #DPW #WatchDPW

➑️ dpwondemand.com

04.02.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

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