terry

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

just not ready for the closeups yet 😛

@ratbrlck.bsky.social we are FAMOUS NOW

I’d probably be looking for a medium or large, could grab it from you at one of the two games this week or could drive wherever to pick it up. it’d be well taken care of and I’d go out of my way to make it up to you when i get back. hit me up if you’re down to help!

WILL SOMEONE LET ME BORROW THEIR SEASON TICKET HOLDER JACKET FOR A WEEK

i’m flying to the east coast for the games in philly and brooklyn and would love to truly represent the greater blazers home fan community but unfortunately was not eligible to get one of those jackets myself

Portland’s light rail system hasn’t expanded in ten years, has no plans to do so in the future btw

But don’t worry we’ve got billions lined up to spend on continued freeway expansions!

heads up for anyone going to the blazer game on sunday

there’s a winterhawks game with puck drop at 4:00. parking will be a nightmare

my mom will be there!’

busting out the big guns

i’m just letting everyone know that this is a contest to me and i’m coming to win ok

It is very hard to stop lying about the rich moving away because of a tiny tax when your job depends on people believing that bs

knocking the dust off this old chestnut from last summer due to recent events

there is only one thing i want to see ceos of fast food companies eating

"How specifically would you increase safety and hygiene for the cities housed working and taxpaying residents?"

just a completely repugnant person behind those keys. shameful

who decided to give your average dimwit these levels of self-importance and entitlement. i just want to talk

i read brandon's AMA thread and frankly i think that people treating someone like that should be classified as torture by the international criminal court

they don’t make you show a diploma for the portrait. ask my cousin erik!!

but do you also have cousins who took their senior portraits with chainsaws or is that just me

the current charlotte hornets are the closest thing we will get to a real-life version of the monstars

imagine my surprise when i realized that i could have actually gotten four tickets seven rows closer for $10 less each. fuck you stubhub, enjoy the last money you will ever receive from me

the silver linings for being a fan of a middle of the road small-market NBA team truly show up when you travel out of town to see them play elsewhere

Hey, if you're feeling like life has passed you by and you're too old to start something new, remember that John Brown was 55 before he killed his first pro-slavery settler in the Kansas Territory. It's never too late to follow your dreams.

p.s. please be normal

some of you shouldn’t be allowed to have internet anymore. a lot of other things, too, for that matter

great opportunity to meet my mom if you haven’t already

i will also outlaw all of these social media personalities whose entire schtick is to emulate the worst people in the world. you really nailed the subtle notes of people that i never ever want to interact with even in an ironically detached and smug fashion

vote for me and i will make it illegal to post videos of two insufferable people getting in each other’s faces without actually scrapping

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