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i will also outlaw all of these social media personalities whose entire schtick is to emulate the worst people in the world. you really nailed the subtle notes of people that i never ever want to interact with even in an ironically detached and smug fashion

vote for me and i will make it illegal to post videos of two insufferable people getting in each other’s faces without actually scrapping

@terenceonline.bsky.social relevent to your interests

I’ve got a ton of free tickets behind the team benches to give away to the remix game tonight! 6pm tipoff at the Chiles Center vs the Iowa Wolves. Let me know if you would like a pair or 6!

every minute a conservative politician has to spend pushing back on overreach is a minute less they can spend on project 2025 progression. lay off all the jackboots and make them fight to reemploy them later.

this is part of why i have a deep beef with the opposition. they continually go on about “well that will never happen bc they will fight it”

ok. make them fight it. make them go to the courts and say “no, we will not provide these things for our constituents.” gum up their machines constantly

a shirt design featuring a skateboarding boy who may look somewhat similar to a famous skateboarding boy from a cartoon but it's impossible to know for sure because there's a black bar over his eyes, holding his own severed head and saying "anything subversive or countercultural can and will be commodified and re-absorbed by existing social order, defanged and neutralized, reduced to an aesthetic pose. No product can ever be radical, man." in blue and red on white

My new shirt design is so powerful that part of it had to be redacted for the preview image
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tom of finland coffee and moomin coffee

which way western man

me whenever @rickybellspdx.bsky.social is telling me about someone he is flirting with

you will never really know me until you have dumped these into a fryer and dipped them in ketchup. then you will understand the core of my existence and the roots of everything that i have become

if you are filling out that blazers fan survey and don't tell them that you want fried perogies next year you are dead to me

he really is just ben simmons with a deeper bag

my man's whole schtick was "i love oreos and porking with my wife oh also i am so good at basketball that i force the team i play for to reserve a roster spot for at least one of my brothers" he was one instance of blocking affordable housing away from being the next steph curry

giannis has been under that umbrella for years, the kalshi thing and his little stunts regarding the trade just allowed some of us to start talking about it publicly now

pnw wrestler who used to skate feels like it was tailored to my personal interests and then turns into a monkeys paw situation

idk what you’re talking about but yes get darbys goofball ass out of everything

It really sucks that the Democrats could've been utilizing psychological warfare and exploited Trump's ego for gain this entire time and they've basically never done it because they're 75-year-olds who suck at politics.

getting portland police bureau recuting ads on behind the bastards has me absolutely howling lmfao

why does it feel like ant edwards is saying something problematic about it in the locker room right now

crank dat is the millennial macarena send tweet

real heads know the deal

Ohhhhh it’s ok guys it was PRIVATE racism from a group of power brokers who have deep influence in local politics! All good then! 🥰❤️✨

“it’s against the law … i know because i passed the law” is incredible

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

i try 🤷

OH HELL YEAH BROTHER

The best thing that will come from this revival will be a tie-in ad in which the X-Files agents are investigating signs of alien activity and it's them watching Victor Wembanyama highlights.