Sara in the Occult Crescent

Zohran Mamdani: I want to make housing and transportation affordable for the common person

Andrew Cuomo: if you elect Zohran we will have 10 9/11s a day

Curtis Sliwa: The events of Godzilla 1998 actually happened and I lead the team of French mercenaries that killed her babies in MSG

good god

And also everyone she's ever been in love with died. Sometimes multiple times.

What if God's Chosen Sword was someone who'd had all her gentleness carved out by a fascist society that only valued her for the Incredible Violence she was capable of and she had to relearn normal human values but also everyone still relied on her capacity for Incredible Violence

[hideo kojima voice] A SOLDIER'S MIND CAN NEVER TRULY LEAVE THE BATTLEFIELD

Listen there are days where I just wanna post constantly about Retica. Ok? It's normal. It's normal for girls.

Idk they probably heard that their frozen hellhole country was falling apart and went y'know what let's uh let's just stay here they have hot springs and takoyaki

Borzoi coded (affectionate)

Idk I just think if you survive the process of being Retica's enemy (very rare), she's cool if you're cool. She's literally an ex-Imperial Bloodsoaked War Machine and they made her a hero like damn she's in no position to judge.

Estinien is eating tacos with them too because he was on the Genocide All Dragons Train even before he got body jacked and Retica still wants to hang out with him

Idk I just think it's funny for them to eat tacos together with no drama because like yeah he started the apocalypse but also he helped stop the apocalypse why are you so pressed

Subreddit and official forum users are subhuman, everything I've seen on Bsky is people mostly thinking it's funny that Nomura got his OC in.

He's literally nice

"I've killed more people than Zenos, chill the fuck out Alisaie"

Honestly I just think it's kinda funny for Retica to be God's Strongest Zenos Apologist in the AU where he survives endwalker. Like yeah he did do all that shit but I beat his ass and took out one of his eyes so it's chill now.

I've seen you pregnant dude

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

With Microsoft announcing their AI plans for future Windows versions, this /v/ comic from 15 years ago got a whole lot more relevant.

literally who cares! In this house we don't support the troops, we support gay shit between robots that turn into Dodge Chargers

Genuinely stop doing GI Joe shit with transformers nothing makes me care about the new comics less than saying THEY'RE A TROOP like fuck off

LA's free public bus program has been an enormous success

if peaceful marches and dumbass quirky signs do anything then why is this administration still kidnapping people in broad daylight

After two skongs in a row and going back for a third

one piece is mid

And also how they got a Star Wars based on how good GoT was so they wrapped it up quick and made it bad and that made them lose that Star War

why do I do this to myself

I'm sorry I just watched the scene where he gives her the sword and Podrick again and I'm like. Rending clothes and weeping like a mad woman.

"Sara it's been six years no one cares" IM ONE CARES THEY MADE HIM GO BACK TO FUCKING CERSEI AND CLAIM HE'S HATEFUL

WHEN FUCKING GET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!