Taffy Brodesser-Akner

Thank you for reading them!

I nearly ripped it off his body

John Cusack holding up that boombox.

[plays audiobook of The Protocols of the Elders of Zion]

OMG!!!!

I was there/we knew what was happening

FAMILY STONE and LA STORY — not that Michael was asking me!

and just like that

yes, incorrect!

what think?!

I get that people don't love subtitles, but people watched, like, Unorthodox. Why did no one watch this?! (Did no one watch this?)

We did our best, Dan! Which season didn't make it (in absolute error)? It's the best thing I've ever seen on TV?!

the dumbest thing is how everyone in the world didn't watch MY BRILLIANT FRIEND on HBO/Max

All of Canarsie has been waiting for this our whole lives (which is how long Curtis Sliwa has been running)

ha, i got it in one

while this is all true, not what I was texted about (actually, just got another one!) this morning

Ha, no! I didn't see that! It's about the Wordle today!

yes i know! I woke up to 14 texts about it!

HIT ME MINCEMEAT

yes but if you have to choose! just so I'm on the record!

but also mincemeat should win everything

if you need to feel good about something in America tonight the Tonys is once again delivering

best day of my life

This is my superbowl! Hit it, Mincemeat!

!!!!!!!!!!!COLEESCOLA!!!!!!!!!

Well, Cole Escola winning a Tony and thanking someone from Grindr just vaulted into my ten favorite moments in Tony history. Actually, in history.

I will be accepting on his behalf (despite the cease and desist)!!!!

I am literally receiving congratulations

WE DID IT!!!

cmon cmon HOLY CRAP!!!!!!

This is so kind of you, thank you!