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UK. Old enough to know better. That's me in the corner, crushed by the wheels of industry, but dancing the night away. We/Willie/Winkie.

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A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

25.01.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 47185    πŸ” 18211    πŸ’¬ 1017    πŸ“Œ 1855

Did they really have the moon landings?

25.01.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The gangland stuff is both depressing and terrifying.

25.01.2026 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

FIFA, corrupt?

25.01.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Currently watching Blackshore. Have you seen other Irish series Cra and Kin?

25.01.2026 14:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t that every season? From a Leicester supporter.

25.01.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any comment from Infantini?

25.01.2026 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Burnham’s Night.

25.01.2026 12:31 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Just when you’d done something right for once, Starmer.

25.01.2026 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having said that, is it any worse than finding an actual small shard of bone, and extrapolating it into a fifty foot dinosaur, and saying it’s 35 million years old?

25.01.2026 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or use the get out clause that it’s an AI representation of Glitter, not the real thing. I blame Abba Voyage.

25.01.2026 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vote for…oh…no elections.

Also, if you lose, dispute the result.

Too late, Orwell.

25.01.2026 12:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Democracy. πŸ˜‚

25.01.2026 12:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump sparks anger with claim Nato troops avoided Afghanistan front line The US president said allied troops had "stayed a little back" during the war in Afghanistan.

Trump sparks anger with claim Nato troops avoided Afghanistan front line

22.01.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Random bit of Kenny Everett Kremmen business popped into my head this evening, and I can't even remember why or even where from. Might just have been Kenny busking it in an interview.

"By the way, Kremmen, you must come and dine at my club. I'm a Country Member"
"Ok, Chief. I'll remember..."

22.01.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œLook: Rome wasn’t burned in a day.”

22.01.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 5174    πŸ” 934    πŸ’¬ 105    πŸ“Œ 23

β€˜NATO avoided the front line in Afghanistan…’

You absolute piece of shit, Trump.

*furious*

22.01.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Chris Rea -  Stainsby Girls (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Chris Rea Chris Rea - Stainsby Girls (Official Music Video)

youtu.be/DJFf_7lltW0?...

23.12.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Joys of Christmas
YouTube video by Chris Rea - Topic Joys of Christmas

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RIP fella.

23.12.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump left that meeting looking like Putin just showed him photos of him from the Epstein Files

15.08.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7095    πŸ” 1567    πŸ’¬ 413    πŸ“Œ 104

White House responds to South Park latest episode. πŸ˜‚

β€œWhite House spokesperson Taylor Rogers said β€œPresident Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history – and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak.”

25.07.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is he the voice of The Mysterons?

Has he bought a proven goal scorer yet?

24.07.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A face scan or details of a credit card, Bluesky?

I think not. My word is my bond.

Que sera, sera.

24.07.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can run, Trump, but you can’t hide. #Epstein

No doubt he shot a round of 59.

24.07.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks more like Julian Clary…

24.07.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜I’m not an age, Bluesky, I’m a free man!’

#Beseeingyou

24.07.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do they still drink it in the Congo, or is that now cultural appropriation?

24.07.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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