Gort

Me too, to be honest

TikTok is banning left and right as if Cheney won't be running hell within a week

@barackobama.bsky.social I'm pretty sure this is your sign to shoot your shot

Blessings

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

American Winnie the Pooh would probably do okay, to be honest

Sure but I haven't written a poem about Mara Jade in 20 years

I feel like a lot of popularized serial killers (a wild thing to say already) have an inviting presence, which comes from a lot of things, including looks.

So maybe that's what they mean and they're just very weird people for saying it

Is anybody else also deluded enough to think that a thousand paper cranes would be super doable in a relatively short period of time (of course part of the delusion is forgetting how bad leukemia is)?

I mean, I'd be lying if I said I haven't blocked people on the slightest whim but you absolutely didn't say anything egregious. Sometimes it's just a goofy day

Well I went into Gantz not knowing anything and it's just so, so creepy and bad.

Not going back to that again

Thank you because that take felt needlessly cynical to me in a way that really disregards that fact that people like everything in different ways and also if the following hadn't grown in the first place, it's more than likely we wouldn't have been exposed to it.

That's wild when you're out here talking about birds

Don't worry. We won't tell the IRS

To be fair, as a straight in the middle millennial, I am quite old

Well that's either really good for your search history, or really really good for your search history

Okay but how can you confirm that?

I will take this as my sign to maybe not learn what our who Bari Weiss is. At least not right now.

Page from Darth Vader 19, drawn by Salva Larocca. Triple Zero makes a speech to scare the humans attacking teh robots, claiming all the robots are definitely NOT vampires.

I'm reminded of this scene I wrote in Darth Vader, which is born of me pitching "Okay - the reason Droids don't generally beat humans in Star Wars is they don't have blood, as that's where midichlorians are. So, how about syringe-powered vampire robots?" and (rightfully) being told no, kieron, no.

lucky dog

At least that's a good sign

I just hate that turd so much

Rewatching Portlandia and there's a joke about queer horror books being too niche.

Bro, that's pretty much exclusively the only horror I read

It's a Babymetal kind of day

The Best of Both Knobs

That's what I came here for! :D

Namor says "mankind, UGH! A dog, a barrel... ridiculous!". The dog and the barrel are just sitting there.

like everybody else i've been in a bad mood for... you know, a while. and unfortunately the most effective way to stop myself posting through it has been thinking about how if i did i'd just come off like this:

Well now you won't forget

I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.

You're telling me that I've had to deal with it for several decades already and now it's gonna stick around for several more decades??

How is that cash money?