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@hexhez.bsky.social

๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ”ž 30+ they/them southern weirdo. Drag king & professional dumbass. FUB FREE โœŒ๏ธ

346 Followers  |  384 Following  |  2,494 Posts  |  Joined: 19.09.2023  |  1.958

Latest posts by hexhez.bsky.social on Bluesky

YUPPP SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Man that sucks!!! I'm so sorry ughh

07.11.2025 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Artist be like if I shift this line 0.05 cm to the left, increase overlay by 2%, and move this characterโ€™s head slightly by 3ยฐ will make a life changing difference that everyone notices

07.11.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1135    ๐Ÿ” 323    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

actively getting flirted with and going "hey just checking but are you sure?'

07.11.2025 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I know I have a niche appeal but its always a little baffling when someone who is massively out of my league is like heeeyyy ๐Ÿ‘€

07.11.2025 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bro the way a joint did that to us when we did post-convention staff dinner. completely unprepared despite being called multiple times about it ๐Ÿ˜ญ

we called to ask if it was possible, they said yes. we called to confirm party size, and called ahead of time to confirm we would be there on time. ugh.

07.11.2025 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I designed this t-shirt. You should get this t-shirt.

nerdykeppie.com/products/bad...

All proceeds go to my friendโ€™s transition! โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ’–

07.11.2025 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 563    ๐Ÿ” 157    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

setting my Rude filter to SHOW. setting my Unruly filter to WARN. setting my Vulgar filter to HIDE. setting my Churlish filter to SHOW BADGE. setting my Impudent filter to TSK STERNLY. setting my Callow filter to FROWN. setting my Naughty filter to... hmmm... DEPLOY OPERA GLASSES FOR FURTIVE PEEPING

06.11.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 785    ๐Ÿ” 410    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Bluesky's semi-hidden "Sexually suggestive (cartoon)" moderation mode is one of their most embarrassing design decisions. I bet there's SO many users who think they turned on visible nudity but accidentally have on a setting that treats Jessica Rabbit as UNACCEPTABLE where dick on main is ACCEPTABLE

05.11.2025 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 754    ๐Ÿ” 281    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

genuinely seething and malding I missed Castle Rat when they passed through my city

07.11.2025 02:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we gotta put him and sam in connected chain collars wwe style and let them figure it out

06.11.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GOOD MORNING

06.11.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".

A four frame comic about Captain Torture. The first frame shows the sign "BREAKING NEWS" and the drawing of a man, with the words "CAPTAIN TORTURES PASSES AWAY" near him. The second frame shows a journalist holding a mic, as she says "A controversial and divisive figure, Captain torture will be remembered for his key role in history." The News title is "Mourning day for Captain-". The third frame shows three posts on social media. The first one is by a man called Paul James @Paulitician. He writes: "I didn't always agree with Captain Torture but he sure was a man who believed in something." The second post by James Paul @Avegetable reads: "I pay my respects to Captain Torture and his family. His heart was in the right place- with our country." The third post is by SonicVomit @SonicBleh , and reads "HE TORTURED PEOPLE". The fourth frame shows an interview on TV. An angry man on the right is saying: "Let me tell you something, Jen. I think it's SICK to celebrate Captain Torture's death. These people should be LOCKED UP, and also tortured-". The news below says: "Every president on earth pays homage-".

Captain Torture

04.11.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12092    ๐Ÿ” 4911    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

What's wild is that I STILL don't hold a candle to Jan's insane schedule. My mania is at least somewhat checked.

04.11.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can you break a New Year's Resolution before the New Year? I swore I was going to take it easy in 2026 and focus on the house but I already have 6 trips planned in the first half of the year...

04.11.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

mannnn im so sorry :(

04.11.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i owe so many video game designers an apology

03.11.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6233    ๐Ÿ” 2021    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

i did!!! im so tired now lmao ahhh h

04.11.2025 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)

02.11.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6442    ๐Ÿ” 972    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41
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Antonio Lopez

10.12.2024 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 272    ๐Ÿ” 66    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIMMMMMMMMMM The coloring on this is SO good dude!!!!!! incredible work!!!!!

03.11.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An illustration of Vin, drawn with blue skin and gold freckles. He is wearing only gold jewelry and draped in a dark blue blanket dotted with gold stars.

An illustration of Vin, drawn with blue skin and gold freckles. He is wearing only gold jewelry and draped in a dark blue blanket dotted with gold stars.

I missed drawing him a normal amount <3 #art #oc #vin

03.11.2025 03:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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november has begun

03.11.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 356    ๐Ÿ” 141    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

ITS SO GOOD!!!! I read everything that was released and I'm collecting the physical copies bc I adore those girls so much ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’•

03.11.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Person waiting for a friend to finish tying their shoes"

x.com/dailyportalz...

02.11.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1236    ๐Ÿ” 296    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween

02.11.2025 09:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4820    ๐Ÿ” 2831    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30    ๐Ÿ“Œ 294
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halloween party and renfaire back to back this weekend

02.11.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A lit jack-o-lantern on a porch with a recreation of Dire from JoJoโ€™s Bizarre Adventure carved into it.

A lit jack-o-lantern on a porch with a recreation of Dire from JoJoโ€™s Bizarre Adventure carved into it.

Happy Halloween! ๐ŸŽƒ
Hereโ€™s my Dire pumpkin.
Thunder Cross Split Attack!
#jjba

31.10.2025 23:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've watched them a couple of times! They don't quite keep my attention unfortunately and I haven't finished a video ๐Ÿ˜”

01.11.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

omg I bet we have the same ones bc it was in that era where you only got 1 or 2 of them PERIOD ๐Ÿ˜ญ

01.11.2025 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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