Old Grognard

I may unleash a virkolakas at the party. A vampire, if you will.
Except .... vampires are not always undead.

Next will come the crossover with Star Wars. Indiana Jones has to raid a tomb with Jar Jar Binks <ptooi, and three poxes on that name.>

Right. I'll just let myself out.

As the handle suggests, I ain't young. They don't make music like they used to - somewhere on YouTube, Rick Beato pointed out that "bands" as my generation knew it don't exist any more because the "industry" pimps single fronts. And now there's AI bullshit to deal with.

No books - but I'd say this: too many DMs make things random rather than randomized. There is a vast difference between the two from a storytelling point of view.

Lack of talent, and gruesomely homely-looking. Hard to say which one is the bigger issue.

Hello, world.