just maureen

We have town voting and I am voting down everything that would have a tax impact except the school budget and if there’s a library funding.

No more fire and police vehicles. Y’all can use what you have.

Ben Shapiro with little eye brows and an inability to please his wife in bed vs Ben Shapiro with giant eye brows and an inability to please his wife in bed

It’s 2007. I’m mad at my little brother so I fuck up his Nintendo Mii’s face…

I’m kind of annoyed that I slept on threads for so long.

I didn’t think it would be a fun as Twitter and it really is good time.

The replies are priceless and brutal.

Gavin Newsom can eat shit and live, you know. Like, fuck off bro

Trump: yeah gas is expensive. Go fuck yourself that’s why. Americans are gonna die. I could not give half a shit.

Democrats: well it was tough but we found a bunch of candidates that will definitely lose to that guy, somehow

As of today, March 9, 2026, Project 2025 is 52% completed and implemented‼️

I have a couple of those small greenhouse things and I’m thinking about just plopping them over one of the snow covered beds to help move things along.

Like lady, of course you knew this was going to happen, you were going to start a war with Iran as well!

We were at the one in a MAGA town, so I’m pretty sure they were following us because of my husband. He was like, fuck that were never going there again.

I saw at least 10 cops in nondescript cars and SUVs this morning on the way to and from my sons school.

That’s not even including the state troopers in their regular vehicles.

Lots of signs about highly enforced speed limits too.

Anyway, NH Seacoast warning I guess lol

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

If all the snow could melt I could go ahead and fully disassociate in my garden activities.

I was thinking since we have to re-wire and replace all the weird lights in my living room, maybe I’ll replace the hanging light

But then I remembered that nothing matters and I should just replace the ones that are actively trying to catch the house on fire, and leave the ugly light for after WW3

I stg if anyone starts to use my funeral as a way to boost their own ego, I’m giving everyone permission to throw shit at them

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

My son got his first experience of being aware that we were being followed around BJs today by the store manager.

I had to tell him it’s just because people suck.

I’ll keep a lookout for it! That sounds like a good time!

I really feel like I accomplished a lot today and I really didn’t do that much.

But we got the haft seen up, the Easter decor up, and now we’re prepping the st pattys day leprechaun trap. We’re like a melting pot for spring holidays lol

Oh man, was this recently?! I’d love to go to an animaniacs live event!

I didn’t realize as a kid how educational the Animaniacs was. I’m just glad my kids enjoy them and maybe they will be less daft than I was at their age 😭

So, there’s that

The biggest difference between trumps war with Iran and what Kamala’s war with Iran would have been is that if K was doing it the democrats would be supporting the war and calling ICE on their Iranian neighbors and slashing their tires like they did back in 2001ish when 911 “justified” the war

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Happy Leap Hour to all who celebrate

Awww man, I was feeling so good about sleeping in for once and it was just the stupid leap hour 😭

Luigi bouta drop the hottest mixtape of 2026

Israel and America are bombing one of the grandest architectural sites in Iran. Iran is the oldest civilisation on earth.