Jamie Rockwell

Whether we want to believe it or not, and whether we voted for it or not, this is who we are now. Monsters

Again, this is the guy who keeps doubling down on "mental patients are crossing our borders" because he didn't know the difference between political asylum and insane asylums and because dudes with Narcissistic Personality Disorder do not admit it when they're wrong/dumb

Uh huh sure

He certainly has the charisma of the kind of man who would willingly take a job formerly held by an empty suit who narrowly escaped being hung by an angry mob

Sure looks like someone failed a 100-level 20th century European history class

It's absolutely loser shit, but he's also not stupid enough to believe that the error is with polling. He's performing for one rapidly declining narcissist and one addled tech billionaire, and clearly doesn't care how much he degrades himself doing it.

Just bonkers levels of self-debasement

I still can't believe that I live in the same state as the dumbasses who think these people would be good at these jobs

Gotta make those rubles son

We already have a base in Greenland. What else is it--besides blowing up NATO at Putin's instruction--that we need there?

Yes, everyone loves it. No dissenting opinions there, no sir

From the man who complains that immigrants are escaping from mental institutions because he doesn't understand that there's a difference between political asylum and insane asylums...

I don't think that Bari Weiss understands that her target audience does not have the attention span to watch town hall-style conversations.

I guess she could have her video guy throw in a bunch of smash cuts to the photo of that Haitian guy carrying a dead goose or whatever

So weird that this guy is so concerned about not getting into heaven, considering how he lives his life and spends his time

He probably got blindsided by several hundred well-respected foreign dignitaries trying to finish the job on that right hand

Oh my God

THE KINDS OF THINGS I WAS READY FOR WHEN I WAS 15:
- high school
- shaving
- learning how to drive
- working a full-time summer job
- dating

THE KINDS OF THINGS I WAS NOT READY FOR WHEN I WAS 15:
- fucking people like 40 years older than me

Are there any prosecutable offenses related to lying one's face off in one's capacity as WH press secretary, or is this the case that's gonna set the precedent?

Happy Veterans' Day to everyone except our Commander-In-Chief, who, being a well-documented sociopath, doesn't possess the capacity to understand the concept of honor, or the selflessness that our servicemen and women exemplify every day to keep our country safe

Not exactly unpredictable behavior coming from Hott and Temu Hans Landa

Pfffffff yeah okay

Middletown is less than an hour from Springfield and those people were his protected constituents when he was a senator.

Seems like we hit a new low every day now, but "selling out your own people with debunked rumors for clout with your base of Nazi assholes" is world-historic toady behavior

14 / I don't get how these guys don't see the hypocrisy in what they're fighting for, because it's clearly not for His glory, it's for theirs (paraphrased from Last Crusade). And I know that guys like Chip Roy aren't big on reading, but don't take my word for it. Read the book you love so much. /END

13 / He literally said otherwise.

Do you really think that Jesus would be a huge fan of Charlie Kirk, a guy who made a career out of preaching that non-straight Christians are evil and that immigrants weren't worthy of our help or respect? I think Jesus would have punched Charlie Kirk in the face.

12 / Christian theocracy (which Jesus wouldn't have wanted in the first place), which is to say nothing about the hypocrisy of the most American religion ever: prosperity gospel. Does Jesus seem like a guy who would applaud being rich, or giving more money to rich people? Of course not.

11 / ... with the whole thing. This is a guy who specifically told us to take care of each other, and whose most well-known detours into violence involved beating up bankers, and here we are in the Year of Our Lord 2025 and the loudest of the Christians are complaining that we aren't a...

10 / ... already the kind of country that Jesus Christ would have wanted? Where strangers can take refuge and be treated like human beings? See, this is why Roy's brand of Christian nationalism is a completely backwards ideology, because Jesus Christ himself would have disagreed...

9 / If Jesus said that we should be kind and respectful of people who are different than us, and our founding fathers threw together a road map for a country where people could emigrate to in order to escape persecution and the disrespect of being told that their religion is incorrect, isn't that...

8 / ... pull all the strings. And they weren't about to force state-sanctioned religion on anyone, because they realized the obvious hypocrisy of fleeing a regime doing that to them, just to show up somewhere else and do it to other people. So, my question for Christian nationalists is...

7 / Which brings us to now. Our country was founded by people escaping European monarchies and state-sanctioned religions because they wanted to live and worship the way they see fit, right? They came up with our system of government specifically to ensure that no one person could...