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Chuggo reference detected

reporting on the spectacular demise of an enemy while visibly in the throes of ecstasy: it brings me no joy to say this,

me in 1350 looking at a portrait of my infant daughter and she's clearly a demonic Rodney Dangerfield suckin on a titty: perfect!

making fun of a samurai I thought I beat in a sword fight 2 days ago when my torso starts sliding cleanly away from my legs

HAN SOLO: great band
BARTENDER: that's jizz music. my cousin is the saxoboner player. he can really blow that thing
HAN: excuse me?
BARTENDER: oh, our lingo is a little different around here
HAN: can I get a drink
BARTENDER: one tall glass of cum, coming up

As a webcomic artist, my job is to provoke thought and inspire conversation. But the vitriol I received this week was beyond the pale. Black Nermal was meant as a celebra

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ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming.
ME: is that true?
ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.

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Phyliss seems like a real piece of shit

I have bad things to say about that guy, and straight up, this lady could not beat me in a fight

The fucking irony of speaking about karma with that flag as your profile

The racism is good, but the care for refugees? Not great

Bluesky is dy-[💙🇮🇱🇺🇸 𝗔𝗻𝘁𝗶-𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗔 𝗟𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗹𝗼𝗿𝗱 🚫👎🌮 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶!]-ing. The only people here are ang-[☠️🚗 𝗘𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗮’𝘀 𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗼𝘁 𝗥𝗮𝗽𝗶𝘀𝘁 🇺🇸🦋 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶!]-ry leftists. All thought outside of tankie logic is b-[🦋𝗟𝗜𝗕𝗘𝗥𝗧𝗬 𝗪𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥 🇺🇸 𝗚𝗢𝗨𝗧 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗥 ⛔️🦧🔫 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶!]-anned.

I joined Bluesky exactly two years ago and I wrote a piece about my thoughts on the platform - how it's been coming along so far and where it seems fated to go. Thanks for reading.

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Gary shootin from the hip without checking the bio lol

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“Be mindful of optics” - Daniel Murderwife

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I hate Brendan.

boss after hearing my presentation: was any of that fact-based?
Me: all those facts were extremely based. Several of them are goated

It's actually autobiographical (except for the cabin and the manager trying to get me back)

(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin)
Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist
me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind

Hahaha

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HAN SOLO: great band
BARTENDER: that's jizz music. my cousin is the saxoboner player. he can really blow that thing
HAN: excuse me?
BARTENDER: oh, our lingo is a little different around here
HAN: can I get a drink
BARTENDER: one tall glass of cum, coming up

*he does a demo flush and it sounds like a Harley

I don't know who you are but I'm repeatedly smashing my finger on the would not follow option of the screenshot