True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
14.11.2025 05:42 β π 3307 π 558 π¬ 546 π 724@meliz13.bsky.social
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
14.11.2025 05:42 β π 3307 π 558 π¬ 546 π 724My period starting bright and early on my first birthday without living parents is diabolical lol
13.11.2025 18:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy birthday to me
13.11.2025 17:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not being real and calling out your Senate colleagues is a mistake.
13.11.2025 02:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0oh my goodness letβs go!!
12.11.2025 22:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Go into the grocery store and take whatever you want, if anyone tries to stop you, tell them you already paid for it, it's called tariffs
11.11.2025 22:58 β π 15 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0House Republicans also snuck through legislation bailing out Argentina over ACA subsidies.
12.11.2025 15:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My favorite famous Gen Zers.
12.11.2025 15:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I LOVE Robert and Xochitl #dwts
12.11.2025 02:49 β π 76 π 4 π¬ 2 π 1A reminder that Tom left hosting DWTS bc he didnβt want MAGA on the show (Sean Spicer) so he left. Thatβs how you do it!! Good to see him last night.
12.11.2025 15:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One of the reasons why I love reality TV is that it represents the social nuances of that time. This season w/ Andy and Dylan: itβs a reminder that if youβre a man AND super liked and fun (Andy) OR hot and sweet (Dylan) you get all the passes even if the women are more talented in competitions.
12.11.2025 15:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Alixβs 10/10 PR training is wild to me bc I catch myself really liking her in interviews and that I remember her super problematic background and political views.
Iβm here for Jordan or Robert too!!
Do you know how much Democrats must have fucked up to have normies like Stewart saying THIS?
youtu.be/eFI6MwlLJ08...
Ro Khanna, who has called for Chuck Schumer to be replaced, says the only reason other Democrats aren't calling for it is because it would "offend a lot of donors."
"Are we gonna be beholden to the donors that have gotten us two terms of Donald Trump, or are we gonna listen to people?"
Democrats seem to think the pivoting to the center makes them most electable but all it does it piss *everyone* off.
Having beliefs/a backbone and being authentic is the best way to win elections. People are fucking sick of croneyism and corporate suck ups and that is why Zohran cruised to victory
Karoline Leavitt does almost daily press briefings. There should be equal and opposite briefings from Democrat spokespeople to counter her lies. God knows there would be plenty of material to counter.
11.11.2025 14:49 β π 7828 π 1489 π¬ 500 π 167We donβt talk about this enough.
11.11.2025 15:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anything short of calling for Schumer to be replaced is performative outrage designed to mollify you
10.11.2025 21:50 β π 2688 π 434 π¬ 33 π 13βI had binders full of women.β -Romney, 2012 on hiring women at his previous workplace
βWeβve got notebooks full of ideas.β
-Johnson, 2025 on a healthcare plan
Dems calling for Schumer to be replaced:
- Ro Khanna
- Mike Levin
- Seth Moulton
- Marc Pocan
- Delia Ramirez
- Rashida Tlaib
(2/2) Activism Iβll be regularly involved in this next year at the very least:
-mutual aid to help families hurt by the affordability crisis
-platforming & donating to progressive young folks trying to win any seat (esp ones looking to dethrone the gerontocracy)
-all the Medicare for All rallies
(1/2) Iβve been trying it to find areas of activism that feel right because all of the ones from the last 20 years of my lifeβ¦I canβt participate with them. They do more harm than help for every day people.
And Iβve spent the last few years grieving this shift but itβs time to get active again.
Here for this. Here for it.
10.11.2025 19:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Michigan senate candidate @abdulelsayed.bsky.social agrees this shutdown fight is more evidence of the need for Medicare for All ππ½
10.11.2025 18:22 β π 970 π 278 π¬ 23 π 4I spent about an hour straight last night unsubscribing from every PAC and candidate that has bombarded my email for years. Cathartic...
10.11.2025 17:09 β π 55 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
10.11.2025 17:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Chuck Schumer should go ... he's no longer capable of leading the Democratic Party."
"I am an establishment Democrat and I'm here to say that Bernie Sanders is much more in line with where I and many other Democrats are today than Chuck Schumer is."
This isnβt going to change until the majority of elected Dems are part of the next generation who are rejecting money in politics and have an actual idea of what life is like for Americans today and not 40 years ago.
10.11.2025 14:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This shit is so bad even center-right popularists are against it
10.11.2025 03:01 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Didn't Tuesday's election results show that it actually WAS working???
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